Ever use your tractor for revenge?

jnjpream · Nov 3, 2009

That would be self referencing, wouldn't it? Might get in to a recursive loop...

Spoken like a true programmer..

E/S · Nov 3, 2009

CrownHawg said:
Oh, now you did it! You got me started on dog crap! Several years ago, our neighbors accross the street got a (1) english setter dog. It didn't take this dog long to figure out that crapping in MY yard was much more fun than in IT'S yard. I figured, no big deal, it's just fertilizer. Fast forward 3 years. This 1 dog has puppies, and 3 of these puppies manage to "stay" with the mother. Now there are 4 very large dogs that are very fond of my yard. I have mentioned to my neighbors "boy, those dogs sure can sh*!" They just chuckle and shrug it off. Now, like others, I take a shovel out and "relocate" the feces to their yard/driveway/porch/sidewalk . Now these are neighbors, whom I like, but without coming right out and telling them to "STOP THE SH$@", or worse, shoot the crappers I am left to scooping.

Oh, these "dogs" are not very well behaved or taken care of. 2 of them have mange....

In keeping with the spirit of this thread, our covenant states nothing about "feces"...

Why go to all this trouble, just pour bacon grease on what you don't want in your yard.

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neucam · Nov 3, 2009

I don't want to beat a dead horse, but I live in a HOA community, it has been a pain, the developer bulldozed trees down after we bought the property, total disregard to our ownership of the 2 acre lot. We sued him twice for infractions. I thought about revenge, but luckily my wife held me back. Some the the CCR's from a HOA give the developer and committe menbers too much authority. We recovered some of the value lost, but you can't replace the 30 year old trees that were the reason we bought the lot in the first place. We were involved in the HOA for a while, now we want to be left alone. So far noone has bothered us and the dues are cheap.

jnjpream · Nov 3, 2009

Why go to all this trouble, just pour bacon grease on what you don't want in your yard.

Not sure I understand this one..

Pour it on the crap so dog will comeback and think "Ooh! Bacon Yum-yums!" and recycle it? Pour it on the dog so the Mountain Lions think "Ooh! Bacon Yum-yums!" and recycle it?

Big Bri · Nov 3, 2009

jnjpream said:
Not sure I understand this one..

Pour it on the crap so dog will comeback and think "Ooh! Bacon Yum-yums!" and recycle it? Pour it on the dog so the Mountain Lions think "Ooh! Bacon Yum-yums!" and recycle it?

i didn't understand it ether but i like both of you scenarios

still laughing

E/S · Nov 3, 2009

jnjpream said:
Not sure I understand this one..

Pour it on the crap so dog will comeback and think "Ooh! Bacon Yum-yums!" and recycle it? Pour it on the dog so the Mountain Lions think "Ooh! Bacon Yum-yums!" and recycle it?

i was referring to recycling the crap, but in my neighborhood either works.

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