Favorite farm life sayings

[Melancholy Bear]

What are some of your favorite rural living and farm life sayings, quotes or memes? I'm putting together a list.

One I liked was a lady out with her chickens with a saying, "Just spending a little quality time with the girls."

 

[CloverKnollFarms]

"just going to walk the dog"

 

[masseyrider]

Get your a-s out of bed, there's work to be done.
You can go out with your friends after work is done.
How come we never go on vacations like the other kids?
We're having soup tonight, go out and kill a chicken.
PE Teacher says I should take it easy on the town kids in wrestling and football and...
My Pa's tractor has more HP than your Pa's tractor.
I know where babies come from. I've seen the dogs and the pigs and the cattle...

 

[Duds13]

Hot nuff for ya?

 

[BackRoad]

He's henpecked...

 

[dj1701]

"Got to drop the kids off at the pool" When you have to take a dump.

 

[EddieWalker]

There is always tomorrow.

What's broken now?

I'll be working on the fence all day today.

I wish I was smarter than my chickens or goats.

How much will that cost?

They did what?

Do I have to?

OMG!!

 

[Melancholy Bear]

"just going to walk the dog"

Is that for when you take a leak?

 

[Melancholy Bear]

"Got to drop the kids off at the pool" When you have to take a dump.

Hilarious

 

[Moxie 15]

The cows are out, again!