Henro
Super Member
- Joined
- Jul 4, 2003
- Messages
- 5,976
- Location
- Few miles north of Pgh, PA
- Tractor
- Kubota B2910, BX2200, KX41-2V mini EX
For those of who do not subscribe to the TBN News Network, I have arranged for the following report to be placed here.
Apparently the simple threat that Junkman might appear in Western Pa (In this thread)for the regional TBN lunch held on April 3, 2004 in Grove City, PA, was enough to bring the Junkman Fan Club, local chapter, out of the woodwork and into the same restaurant hosting TBN regional members.
Junkman Fan Club members began to appear shortly after the announced starting time of the Regional TBN members get together.
The purpose of the red-hat group was not immediately apparent to the TBN members, until Stonebase realized that it had to be the Junkman Fan Club. Enlightened as he is, Stonebase observed that Junkman must not really have a Kubota tractor at all, but rather a Massey Ferguson (that he painted orange), explaining why the ladies hats were all red, rather than orange.
Junkman’s performance on April 1, 2004 lends credence to this observation.
The Junkman Fan Club gathering was held in private and access was denied to non-members. Fortunately Vince’s dance on the dinner table diverted attention sufficiently that a candid shot of the meeting was possible.
It is uncertain, but considered likely, that Junkman arrived on time for the TBN meeting but choose to spend his time with the red-hatted ladies.
The TBN meeting continued in the parking lot after lunch and apparently Junkman slipped out of the restaurant unbeknownst to his fans, who were unsuccessful in locating Junkman afterwards. A photo of a search of all cars in the parking lot is included below.
The most disturbing suspicion resulting from the appearance of the ret-hatted fan club is the claim by an unidentified red-hatter that Junkman may actually be a closet Massey Ferguson owner, and not own a Kubota at all. The fan club of a Kubota or Kioti owner would most certainly were orange hats1
Attached is photo of AndyM explaining how he would use a loader on his tractor if we could convince his wife to buy one for him. Note the assembly of Junkman Fan Club members in the background.
Apparently the simple threat that Junkman might appear in Western Pa (In this thread)for the regional TBN lunch held on April 3, 2004 in Grove City, PA, was enough to bring the Junkman Fan Club, local chapter, out of the woodwork and into the same restaurant hosting TBN regional members.
Junkman Fan Club members began to appear shortly after the announced starting time of the Regional TBN members get together.
The purpose of the red-hat group was not immediately apparent to the TBN members, until Stonebase realized that it had to be the Junkman Fan Club. Enlightened as he is, Stonebase observed that Junkman must not really have a Kubota tractor at all, but rather a Massey Ferguson (that he painted orange), explaining why the ladies hats were all red, rather than orange.
Junkman’s performance on April 1, 2004 lends credence to this observation.
The Junkman Fan Club gathering was held in private and access was denied to non-members. Fortunately Vince’s dance on the dinner table diverted attention sufficiently that a candid shot of the meeting was possible.
It is uncertain, but considered likely, that Junkman arrived on time for the TBN meeting but choose to spend his time with the red-hatted ladies.
The TBN meeting continued in the parking lot after lunch and apparently Junkman slipped out of the restaurant unbeknownst to his fans, who were unsuccessful in locating Junkman afterwards. A photo of a search of all cars in the parking lot is included below.
The most disturbing suspicion resulting from the appearance of the ret-hatted fan club is the claim by an unidentified red-hatter that Junkman may actually be a closet Massey Ferguson owner, and not own a Kubota at all. The fan club of a Kubota or Kioti owner would most certainly were orange hats1
Attached is photo of AndyM explaining how he would use a loader on his tractor if we could convince his wife to buy one for him. Note the assembly of Junkman Fan Club members in the background.