Tell you what, right here in NY paid for by my hard earned tax dollars you can go to the Alfred State college and get yourself a degree in tow truck driving. Now I didn't believe that till I seen with my own eyes, so I went by and had a look. You spend some time riding around with a little tow truck barely big enough to haul a pickup, and tow a junk car, and then the State give you a diploma. The best part, that diploma qualifys the college kid to drive the biggest wrecker and do so legal.
I asked the professor fellow if he teach them how to pull the axel or the U joint to tow a truck, and he looks at me and asks why somebody would do that. Dam fool ain't got no idea and he's teaching college.
Theres another State College I pay for where you can go learn to drive an 18 wheeler. Gee, I shold might go get me one of them degrees. I only drove for better part of 50 years, and according to all these brilliant beer drinkers I ain't got a degree in truck so I can't drive one. So how come I got a license in my wallet with more dang endorsments than a college boy can count using all his fingers?
Fellow told me one time knowledge accumulates in colleges. Every freshman brings in a little, and no senior takes any when he leaves so the pile just gets bigger at the collrge. I'm pretty sure I smelled that pile over to Alfred, and I'm dang sure it weren't knowledge I was smelling.