k0ua
Epic Contributor
I used to work as both an EMT and an ambulance dispatcher. One overnight shift, I was working with another guy and we sort of were dozing when a call came through and the road name wasn't something easy like Main St. My colleague, bless his heart, started dispatching the crew and when he went to spell out the street name, his brain was foggy and he couldn't remember Romeo for R. So here he is, spelling out the street and he broadcasts "R as in...Rectum" since we're in the medical field and that was the 1st thing to pop in there. I about fell out of my chair, the shift supervisor was like "Please tell me you didn't just..." and then the crew, out on the road and fully awake diligently repeats that spelling right back. Hysterical.
Speaking of funny things over the radio: I was dispatching at the Sheriffs office one cold winters evening and was also monitoring the city police frequency. I heard various city police cars call back to dispatch and ask for a load of sand to be spread at especially slippery intersections after a storm event to cover the ice.
For some reason one of the city cars instead of asking for a load of sand, he asked for a load of ice at an intersection. Their dispatcher never missed a beat and asked back "do you want crushed or block?" This particular dispatcher was known to have a very dry sense of humor.
There was a lot of double clicking of microphones at that little joke.