I'm with you drssg. Three years of trying with little to nothing to show for the effort... I'm convinced growing weeds is my calling.
I'm also attempting to clear 12 acres of jungle to the point of it only being a forest. Cutting and chipping literally thousands of 3" - 4" scrubs, vines, and 'blow-over' trees. After completing about 2 acres a month ago, I now have a nice crop wisteria, Muscadine vines, and briars. I suppose it's time for a good dose of that bad word R*-Up. Fortunately, the 'garden' area is only covered with a nice crop of bull weed, of which I can mow.
Meanwhile, I've gotten to be good friends with the guy down on the highway with the vegetable stand, him working and making money, and me working and spending money. Oh well, I never wanted to be rich. And it looks like I'll succeed in that.