I am not an advocate of abbreviations or acronyms, but here are a few that I think suit Tractor By net.
By the way, why is abbreviation such a long word?/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif
AAAAA 
American Association Against Acronym Abuse 
CMIIW 
Correct Me If Im Wrong
CUA 
Commonly Used Acronym 
DSH 
Desperately Seeking Help
GFC 
Going For Coffee 
GIWIST 
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That 
GMTA 
Great Minds Think Alike 
HIWTH 
Hate It When That Happens 
HTH 
Hope This Helps 
IAAL 
I Am A Lawyer
IAAD
I Am A Doctor
IAAF
I Am A Farmer
IAS
I Am Stupid
IBN 
Im Buck Naked 
ICBW 
I Could Be Wrong 
IHA 
I Hate Abbreviations 
IIRC 
If I Recall Correctly 
IMAO 
In My Arrogant Opinion 
IMCDO 
In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion 
IME 
In My Experience 
IMHO 
In My Humble Opinion 
JAUA 
Just Another Useless Answer 
MCIBTY 
My Computer Is Better Than Yours 
NALOPKT 
Not A Lot Of People Know That 
PCMCIA 
People Cant Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms 
PWDUC 
Pwople Who Dont Use Computers 
RAEBNC 
Read And Enjoyed But No Comment 
RFI 
Request For Information 
RTFAQ 
Read The FAQ 
SCNR 
Sorry Could Not Resist 
SOHF 
Sense Of Humor Failure 
SWMBO 
She Who Must Be Obeyed 
TBT 
Talking By Typing 
TIA 
Thanks In Advance 
TIWTGLGG 
This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes 
TTBOMK 
To The Best Of My Knowlege 
WAMKSAM 
Why Are My Kids Staring At Me 
WIBAMU 
Well Ill Be A Monkeys Uncle 
WT 
Without Thinking 
YGWYPF 
You Get What You Pay For 
YWIA 
You're Welcome In Advance