I have the cure for the Texas desert blues...
Now buckle up for this one.
At the designated time, we all go out on our tractors, and
put the biggest plow or subsoiler we've got on the back.
Then we drop those plows and with all of us facing due West,
we give it all its got, pulling the earth in the other direction.
Then our rainy weather will blow backwards onto Texas, and
TxDon will have all the water he needs.
Now there might be a physics rule, something about opposite reactions,
but then this is all in fun...
And it's ok if you don't have a plow. Just tie your biggest chain on a big tree and head West.
We can make this happen. Next Saturday, at noon.
perhaps someone could do the math...