Got any "Old Sayings" in your area

[sweettractors]

Like:
1. Either do something or get off the pot.
2. Too late, the train done left the station.
3. Blow it out your crooked oil pipe.
4. Don't cry over spilt milk
5. Let sleeping dogs lie
6. If it ain't broke, don't fix it
7. He could tear up a anvil with a rubber hammer
8. He is dumber than a rock or a sack full or zeros
9. That guy is one brick short of a load
10. That feller is as tight as bark on a tree

 

[MoKelly]

My Mother always said to me "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride".

Not sure I 100% understand what she was saying .. but she said it alot.

MoKelly

 

[om21braz]

"Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield."

 

[LD1]

1. Theres only one way to find out.
2. Hold my beer ad watch this.
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
3. If it aint broke, try harder.
4. No such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people.

 

[Gator6x4]

Anyone who says it's fool proof has never met a fool.

 

[studor]

Dumber than a fence post
Dumber than a sack of hammers
Missing a few lug nuts on the wheel
Momma said there would be years like this
Shivering like a dog s***ing razor blades
Slicker than snot on a wet rock
...just to name a few

 

[Heywood Jannockitov]

A couple of financial golden rules I try to abide by:

"Watch what the poor people do and don't do it."

"Buy low and sell high"

 

[jpat34721]

There are more horse asses in the world than there are horses :laughing:

"I see", said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.

He's half a bubble off plumb.

 

[zzvyb6]

Each to his fancy,
as me and my Nancy,
Said the old woman as she kissed the cow.

In other words, expect each of us to have a unique set of likes and dislikes, and don't jump to conclusions on what's best for someone.

So, no more Chevy vs. Ford, John Deere vs. Kubota, Coke vs. Pepsi or McDonalds vs. Burgher King disputes.

Stick to Dodge, NewHolland, Vernors or Wendys threads.

 

[Heywood Jannockitov]

Don't eat yellow snow"

 

[markrahn]

"he thinks he is hot snot on a silver platter, but he aint nuthin but cold boogers on a paper plate"

"Thats slicker than greased owl droppings on a wet sycamore limb"

"Thats handier than a pocket on a shirt"

"I aint seen you in a month of sundays"

"I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you"

Just a few.

 

[Casco1]

The one that keeps coming up in my life is "No good deed goes unpunished"

 

[lockhaven]

don't let that alligator mouth get your humming bird *** in trouble

nothing beats a try like a failure

sleep late worms are for birds

off like a dirty shirt

worthless as teats on a boar hog

tighter then a bull's ***

 

[wdchyd]

So dumb, if "Brains were gas, there wouldn't be enough gas to drive their pi$$ant gocarts one lap around the inside of a cheerio".......

 

[jpat34721]

My Mother always said to me "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride".

Not sure I 100% understand what she was saying .. but she said it alot.

MoKelly

It means wishing don't make it so. Or as Mick put it, "You can't always get what you want"

 

[Gordon Gould]

If you can't do it with brute force then you need a bigger hammer

 

[Car Doc]

My famous saying I am known for is.. "That's going to feel pretty dam good when it quits hurtin!"

"busier than a one legged man in an azz kickin contest" and

"Poor people have poor ways" "must not be holding my mouth just right"

I am at a loss usually I am full of them but its the end of the day.

 

[Travelover]

.......
"busier than a one legged man in an azz kickin contest" ........

My late father-in-law used to say he was busier than a a one armed wallpaper hanger with the Seven Year Itch.

 

[irvingj]

You say you cut it off three times...and it's STILL too short??

Why you keep bangin' yer head against the wall?
--Cuz it feels so good when I stop! (a variation- see above....)

That doesn't amount to a fart in the wind. (...or a pisshole in the snowbank.)

Come back again sometime when you can't stay so long!

 

[wdchyd]

How can a guy fix anything right when the only two tools in his toolbox is Brute Strength and Ignorance.......:confused2: