Got any "Old Sayings" in your area

[blueriver]

He's a quart low ....
Lights one , no body home ...
He's not playing with a full deck ...
His plow aint in the ground ...
His missing a rear wheel ...
Barking up the wrong tree ...
If brains where dynamite ,,, he couldn't blow his nose ...

 

[BTDT2]

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump
Some days its not worth cutting through the restraints
Never miss a good chance to shut up
When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you have plenty to watch.

 

[Western]

If your going to say "put out or get out" make sure your in your own truck!

 

[wdchyd]

When your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep is your downfall

 

[Tony_S]

I'm so broke, I can't afford to pay attention!

That wind was blowin' like 40!

You're a dime holding up a dollar!

 

[wdchyd]

I'm so broke, I can't afford to pay attention!

I'm so broke, I can't afford the time of day

 

[beppington]

"Gas, grass, or @ss ... Nobody rides fer free."

 

[KennyG]

and my all time favorite, is my dads saying, when working on a project at my place,
and its not perfect.... "Won't be able to see it from my house".

My Dad used to say "Lot's of people will drive by on the Highway and never notice it." (We lived about 8 miles from the highway.)

I grew up in Central Illinois also.

 

[KennyG]

Close but no cigar.

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

 

[ragkar]

Beauty is skin deep
But ugly goes clear to the bone

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar
But what is a fly pelt worth these days?