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Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But smoking bacon will cure it.
 
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Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
 
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Later that night:
Engineer: Chief
Chief: WTF?
Engineer: Well, what had happened wuz...

Middle of the night our local fire station caught fire. With all teh trucks in it...only working truck was "Wimpy" our very old antique from back in the 20s. They rolled it but the fittings didn't match up with the hydrants. All they could do was spectate until the nearest other station got there. All trucks and the station were a total loss but they did save the city hall that was attached.
 
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