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[bcp]

Bruce

 

[i7win7]

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.
"Yes," says Sally, "a lock of my husband's hair."
"But Larry's still alive."
"I know, but his hair is gone."

 

[i7win7]

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Halfway.

 

[Peace]

 

[Peace]

I must be a redneck because this looks mighty tasty to me. Just add a tall glass of milk!

 

[Peace]

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Me: "Alexa...Why does the chicken cross the road?"

Alexa: "Because her brother dared her to".

 

[Pixguy]

 

[Pixguy]

 

[Pixguy]