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Pixguy
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Why do I hear banjo music?
i7win7
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A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
God replies, "Sorry...I didn't recognize you."
Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
God replies, "Sorry...I didn't recognize you."
i7win7
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
i7win7
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Pixguy
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^^^ is it supposed to be a ghost? What am I missing?
k0ua
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Exercise For People Over 50 Years Of Age
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato sacks. Then try 20-lb. potato sacks.
Eventually try to get to where you can lift a 50-lb potato sack in each hand, and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)
Once you feel confident at this level, try putting a potato in each sack and work toward achieving the one-minute goal.
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato sacks. Then try 20-lb. potato sacks.
Eventually try to get to where you can lift a 50-lb potato sack in each hand, and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)
Once you feel confident at this level, try putting a potato in each sack and work toward achieving the one-minute goal.
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