Groan 3; the Sequel

Status
Not open for further replies.
   / Groan 3; the Sequel #291  
3B004AE3-9987-4422-B450-A3783C769D1C.png
 
   / Groan 3; the Sequel #292  

A friend convinced the new cemetery owners to rent him the empty house on the property. Cheap.
I was visiting one Sunday and the grounds were busy.
He calls his huge German shepherd and says "go get your toy".
The dog returns with a 24" (leg) bone in his mouth.
A couple of the visitors were shocked but if they thought about it for a second they would have
realized that there are no bones for a dog to dig up when all the graves were for people that had
been cremated. There were no full burials there. Not to mention dogs don't generally dig that deep.
 
   / Groan 3; the Sequel #293  
A friend convinced the new cemetery owners to rent him the empty house on the property. Cheap.
I was visiting one Sunday and the grounds were busy.
He calls his huge German shepherd and says "go get your toy".
The dog returns with a 24" (leg) bone in his mouth.
A couple of the visitors were shocked but if they thought about it for a second they would have
realized that there are no bones for a dog to dig up when all the graves were for people that had
been cremated. There were no full burials there. Not to mention dogs don't generally dig that deep.
Most burials here are in vaults, even after cremation.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Tractor & Equipment Auctions

2006 BMW 325i Sedan (A55853)
2006 BMW 325i...
KUBOTA M7-132 LOT NUMBER 31 (A53084)
KUBOTA M7-132 LOT...
2012 Ram 1500 Crew Cab Pickup Truck (A53422)
2012 Ram 1500 Crew...
UNUSED FUTURE 3' X 10" GALVALUME METAL SHEETS (A57193)
UNUSED FUTURE 3' X...
UNUSED JCT HYD BACKHOE DIGGER ARM (A57193)
UNUSED JCT HYD...
2008 Chevrolet Uplander LS Van (A55853)
2008 Chevrolet...
 
Top