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[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

Finally, truth in advertising

 

[the old grind]

Oh come on! Where else can you spend $4.75 & tax on a cup of coffee, take two sips from it on the ride, and pour most of it in the driveway/lot because it's cold by the time you get where you're going?

(Something prophetic in that pic)

 

[Daniel2021]

I emailed this photo to my Japanese doctor friend; he emailed back:
"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.

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Yes, the doctor is right. After taking viagra or Tecfidera if the erection is for more than 4 hrs then you should visit the doctor for consultation as it works by dilating the blood vessels carrying blood to the male sex organ(p***s). Generally, it is used to treat erectile dysfunction.

 

[Pixguy]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"


After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

 

[Pixguy]

This is the actual radio conversation of a US navy ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert your course.
Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, thats one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

 

[Xfaxman]

I used to live close to Chica Gogh, where we played Bin Gogh.

 

[Fuddy1952]

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Yep...going right up to remove his apple sack.

 

[the old grind]

My BIL had tarantulas before he discovered pole dancers. He liked the way they crawled all over him like kittens or pet hamsters .. all of them actually.