How about the best miss I ever made? I have to tell you all I was the youngest of 6 kids and there were 4 boys in the crowd. By the time I came along Mom and Dad felt like there were so many of us they could probably lose a few and still have a good line of descendent's.

So I had a brother Tommy that was about 2 years older than me and his favorite past time was to torment me.
This particular time Mom and Dad had left the brood to fend for themselves while they went to the store. My brother was having a ball shooting me with his Red Rider BB gun the one that held a gazillion BB's through the curtains of our bedroom window. He had me pinned in the corner. The BB's were littering the floor like gravel in the driveway. I was getting so made and it hurt. He would push me until I went into a rage and did something stupid(then he was happy).
This time my rage came and I screamed at him that if he shot me again I was going to put 2 BBs in the Crossman 760 and pump it up 10 times and shoot him. Of course he shot me again and I pulled the Crossman up and aimed where I figured he would be and shot him. He screamed bloody murder and started yelling that he couldn't see. I ran outside to where he was and I about passed out. He was blood from just above his eyes down. I led him into the house and checked how bad it was. The 2 BB's were lodged in his fore head each one above an eye if I had aimed 1/2 lower he would be blind in both eyes.
We calmed down a bit when we realized that he could see(whew). It was about this time we began to worry about what we were going to tell Mom and Dad. So we did what we usually did we lied. When they got home Mom went into damage control mode and rushed him to the hospital. They got interrogated about what happened to him and he of course told them that his little brother had accidentally shot him. After they got back from the hospital and things calmed Mom told Dad to go deal with the boys.
Now keep in mind that my Dad had been orphaned at 12 years and he was pretty lax about most things. He asked us to tell him what happened and my brother did all of the lie telling this time and told him that I was target practicing and he stepped out in front just when I pulled the trigger. Dad just kinds looked at us and said "twice"(2 BB's removed).
I laugh now and my brother does too but I can still remember the fear in my heart when I thought I had blinded him and the relief when I realized I had just hit him in the head(this is one time I was glad he was hard headed).
Life growing up in Wild Wonderful West Virginia. If it didn't kill ya it made ya stronger(usually leaves a scar though).