Well, if we're talking BB gun stories, when I was a young man, I bought a couple BB machine guns. They ran on freon. You'd take a quart pitcher, pour in a couple jugs of BBs, mix in a tablespoon of graphite powder for lubrication, and pour them into the reservoir on the BB machine gun. I had them delivered to me at my work at the airport, so my mom wouldn't see them. So, me and the mechanic load one of them up in an empty hangar. We look aroung and he sees this old auxillary power unit wagon in the corner. Its about 75 - 100' away. We're standing next to each other. He says "Shoot the APU" so I let loose a burst at it. This golden stream of brass about 30' long goes sailing out the end of the BB gun and hits directly on the side of the APU.
CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!
CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!
CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!
CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!
CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!CLANG!
Well, the APU happens to be perfectly perpenticular to our position, soooo the golden steam of brass then comes directly back at us!
WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!
WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!
WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!
WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!
WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!WHAP!
OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!
OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!
OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!
OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!
OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!
I suspect that's what it feels like to be sand blasted.
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