I love you too honey

[skyhook]

Not another "cabbed" tractor, don't you find you sweat allot when plowing snow.

 

[300UGUY]

This condition is known as Selective Deafness

I have been accused of this for years. And tractor bling has to be accounted for, I find if I keep it on the same cc cycle, as her bling, I'm OK!

 

[s219]

As a young child, I was always surprised when my grandfather couldn't hear my grandmother across the room, but he would look up if a car door slammed down the street.

 

[Gary Fowler]

Been married to this wife 30 years. When asked by a young boy what the secret was, I just said I learned early to ignore her for the most part. Just not hearing (selective hearing) prevents a lot of arguments.

Of course she does the same thing to me also.

 

[downsizingnow48]

Been married 41 years. Wife can get jealous of tractor or guitar or anything else if you don't pay enough attention to her. I figger that's fair enough. On hearing there are at least two versions of this. One is selective deafness as mentioned. There is another where you actually have a conversation but never remember a thing like it never happened. My wife calls it "might as well be deaf."

 

[Pixguy]

She will say "I told you that yesterday" to which I say, "Did I answer you?", "No" she says, "then I mustn't have heard you".

I then get "Never mind". :mur:

OK with me......:dance1:

 

[MinnesotaDaveChalmers]

I prefer to be proactive instead of reactive - I tell them they wouldn't get the "selectively deaf" so often if they would practice "selectively mute" once and a while :laughing:

...did I mention I'm divorced...lol

The new one understands me

 

[Looking4new]

Did you guys hear? There is a man in Europe that has invented a camera with the fastest shutter speed in the world.................................It can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.:laughing:

 

[MNBobcat]

Did you guys hear? There is a man in Europe that has invented a camera with the fastest shutter speed in the world.................................It can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.:laughing:

Hmmmmmm I'm thinking we would need to see an entire 12-month calendar of different women to believe that its really that fast!

 

[MinnesotaDaveChalmers]

Did you guys hear? There is a man in Europe that has invented a camera with the fastest shutter speed in the world.................................It can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.:laughing:

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!