i made a funny/wife lacks sense of humor :)

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So the wife walked into my shop the other day and asked why it always smells like gas or diesel, and I, without even looking up waved my arm toward the wall and said that I had one of those automatic spritzing a air freshners, and for shops you could get gas or diesel scent. I think I had her going for a second.. but I must have looked up smiling or soemthing and she hit me with the newspaper and walked out... :)


soundguy


Yeah, good one :)

But you may be on to something there, for the wanna be shop guy.

JB.
 
   / i made a funny/wife lacks sense of humor :) #13  
I thought for some reason this post was going to be about a different kind of gas smelling.:laughing:
 
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So what are you guy's saying ??? we aren't supposed to use Diesel cologne anymore???:eek:
 
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Thanks for sharing.

I like gear oil smell the best I think.
 
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Do you think WD-40 cologne would sell?
How about "New Tire" or "Sawdust"?

Clearly most of us get that for free but would someone actually buy canned workshop scents?
 
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czechsonofagun said:
Thanks for sharing.

I like gear oil smell the best I think.

I remember standing in line at a grocery store after doing a rebuild on a rear. Had some burnt 90w on my clothes. Had people looking around for the stank. I just laughed. Stand in a room of sh*t long enough you don't smell it anymore!
 
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#18  
the gear oil 'sulpher' smeel is a bit much for me.. :)

soundguy
 
   / i made a funny/wife lacks sense of humor :) #19  
You guys trust me on this...IF you want to attract women...I mean real attractive women..just rub a little diesel fuel behind each ear every morning and watch what happens...Trust me....Thank me later..
 
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my wife's already told me my beard looks like spanish moss.

how much better can it get? :)

I figure I'm practically a babe magnet already ;) .. i mean.. when i get home and set down at the computer ( yes.. that lil 8" netbook ), all my cats fight to set in my lap and walk around on the desk blocking my view of the 'puter.. ocasionally even stepping on the keyboard.. though they seem to spell just as 'good' as I do.. :) :)

soundguy
 

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