If I can find 'em

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If I can find \'em

I asked the husband, when's the last time you checked the garden to see if there's anything to eat in there?

"I think I might have some tomatoes in there", says he, "if I can find em. I thought I'd see if I could build me a raft or maybe put water wings on the tractor, and maybe take the chain saw, to whack my way through the weeds. Might bring my shotgun case I run across a alligator or a water moccasin."

"How 'bout onions, we have any onions left?"

"I don't know, I would need scuba gear for that."

"Well if you find any tomatoes get as many as you can carry and I'll maybe can some."

"Okay, I will, if I can find 'em."

Enough already. We're drowning out here.
 

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