Richard
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- International 1066 Full sized JCB Loader/Backhoe and a John Deere 430 to mow with
I\'m a cold blooded murder....
Was out helping the wifey plant flowers when I felt a "tickle" on my right wrist.
Seems Mr. Tick had decided to land on me and take a part of me for his dinner. Well, I wasn't going to have any of that so I slid the little hand shovel I was using under him & carried him to a flat patio rock... I put him down and commenced to use same shovel to cut him in half /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
About 10 minutes later as I was pulling more weeds, I felt a tickle on my right wrist and low & behold, there was another tick crawling around deciding where he wanted to drill for some blood...
As I had the same shovel in my hand, I scooped HIM up and carried him to another rock and commenced with his dispatchment also.
It was a grand moment but it dawned on me just how thick these boogers must be, I mean, this is on the edge of my patio, not out in the "woods" at all.
As I was back doing more weeds in & yacking to the wife about how much I loved planting flowers /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif, I felt yet a THIRD tickle on again, the same right wrist.
Look down and there's yet another tick boogying around as he put his "bib" around his neck in great anticipation of munching on some of my saltiness....
Sigh... shovel still in hand, this time I didn't even get up to go to the patio...I had a rock nearby and OFF with his head (and 1/2 of his shoulders).
At this point I'm thinking... Geez... I found three ticks in probably less than 30 minutes on my right hand alone...that means there has GOT to be about a dozen of them crawling up my back, legs, head, hat...other... /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif and I became a bit paranoid I must admit /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Looked around at rest of my clothing, looked at wifey, dogs (found one)...
That was the end of it. I found three boogers on my right wrist in less than about 30 minutes and one on one of the dogs. I thought it was pretty nice of them to only go for my right wrist instead of attacking me en mass.
As it was...we did NOT hold any dedications nor memorials for the little cretans.
Am I allowed to call ticks cretans without it being offensive?
/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Was out helping the wifey plant flowers when I felt a "tickle" on my right wrist.
Seems Mr. Tick had decided to land on me and take a part of me for his dinner. Well, I wasn't going to have any of that so I slid the little hand shovel I was using under him & carried him to a flat patio rock... I put him down and commenced to use same shovel to cut him in half /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
About 10 minutes later as I was pulling more weeds, I felt a tickle on my right wrist and low & behold, there was another tick crawling around deciding where he wanted to drill for some blood...
As I had the same shovel in my hand, I scooped HIM up and carried him to another rock and commenced with his dispatchment also.
It was a grand moment but it dawned on me just how thick these boogers must be, I mean, this is on the edge of my patio, not out in the "woods" at all.
As I was back doing more weeds in & yacking to the wife about how much I loved planting flowers /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif, I felt yet a THIRD tickle on again, the same right wrist.
Look down and there's yet another tick boogying around as he put his "bib" around his neck in great anticipation of munching on some of my saltiness....
Sigh... shovel still in hand, this time I didn't even get up to go to the patio...I had a rock nearby and OFF with his head (and 1/2 of his shoulders).
At this point I'm thinking... Geez... I found three ticks in probably less than 30 minutes on my right hand alone...that means there has GOT to be about a dozen of them crawling up my back, legs, head, hat...other... /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif and I became a bit paranoid I must admit /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Looked around at rest of my clothing, looked at wifey, dogs (found one)...
That was the end of it. I found three boogers on my right wrist in less than about 30 minutes and one on one of the dogs. I thought it was pretty nice of them to only go for my right wrist instead of attacking me en mass.
As it was...we did NOT hold any dedications nor memorials for the little cretans.
Am I allowed to call ticks cretans without it being offensive?
/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif