Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK?

   / Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK? #11  
   / Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK? #13  
One of the definitions of "zert" in the above dictionary:
zert
persian or farsi word for fart
"zert with the wind"
"fart with the wind"


How crude. :(

The appropriate term in polite society is "backdoor breeze."

Sincerely,
Emily Post (deceased)

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   / Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK? #14  
I only ever heard them called 'grease nipples/fittings'. Zerk is a new one on me, heard first on TBN.
 
   / Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK? #15  
I only ever heard them called 'grease nipples/fittings'. Zerk is a new one on me, heard first on TBN.

Yeah, I know. Same here. Seeing as the majority of TBN members are from the USA, it's somewhat of a colloquialism. (Pssst... don't get them started on what a biscuit is, they think it's a "cookie"; not a scone. :laughing:)
 
   / Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK? #16  
Yeah, I know. Same here. Seeing as the majority of TBN members are from the USA, it's somewhat of a colloquialism. (Pssst... don't get them started on what a biscuit is, they think it's a "cookie"; not a scone. :laughing:)

My Brit D-I-L calls a biscuit a scone.
 
   / Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK? #18  
Zerk. People who call them zerts or even certs are just ignorant. Note ignorant means "lacking knowledge, information, or awareness about something in particular." I didn't say they were dumb or stupid they just don't know any better.
 
   / Is IT a ZerT Or a ZerK? #19  
Always just been "grease fitting" to me. I learned "zerk" on here, too.
 

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