NY birdman, if I take the tractor up the drive to get mail can I use a mail carrier attachment? Some sort of weatherproof gasketed super box with a letter opener sheath and built in LED light. Maybe a diesel powered, naked flame projection port for Bills ( the paying sort, apologies to forum members called Bill)
Ohhh so many options, if only my fabrication skills matched my aspirations.
Thanks to all who have offered me some coping advice. One of my coworkers has suggested painting some of the attachments camoflage so their real number might never be known by interested parties. Or just overwhelm with sheer visual numbers, a strategy adopted by his wife's shoe cupboard.
Right, back to marveling at my fellow forum members creativity and skills.
Cheers,
BR