Didn't this thread start out with something else entirely?
During the last week of July, I had the honor of performing my civic duty in the State of South Carolina. During that week I was chosen to serve on three different jury panels and was even selected as the jury foreman for the last case on which I served. The first case was a murder trial. In a nutshell, a guy got pissed that some other guy messed with his clothes, so he shot him. Guilty. Second case; a 19 year old kid was busted with a stolen gun and 20-some odd rocks of crack. After hearing his case, crack-daddy decided to plea bargain. Guilty. The third case involved a bank teller that mysteriously discovered a large sum of money in her account. She said God put it there. IT records showed the money was entered into her account from her terminal at 7:48 AM. Guilty.
I heard a portion of another case while awaiting jury selection. Woman finds out man has fathered a child by another woman. Woman gets mad. Man beats woman to shut her up. Guilty.
I was amazed at the quality of jurors on our cases. Each person took his or her civic duty very seriously. During deliberations, people had worthwhile observations, points, and arguments concerning the cases. I was proud to serve with these people and felt confident in the verdicts we reached and yes, I was surprised.
About half the people on our panels were self-employed. The other half seemed to be teachers or related to someone in law enforcement. One guy was working through the night to build trailers in order to fulfill a contract on time. We helped him out as much possible. Sometimes it was nothing more than feeding him lots of coffee. Another individual was a doctor that had deferred 3 times already. She couldn't defer again, yet she did an outstanding job keeping us straight on facts and timelines. Another guy was on the nightshift. He got through it all by taking catnaps in his truck when possible. Not once did he complain or look like he was about to fall asleep during testimony.
Still I would not consider any one of those panels to be made up of my peers. Nor would I say they were made up of the defendants' peers. In South Carolina, if you hold a driver's license or are registered to vote, you are a potential juror. I guess that is how they legally define a peer.
Our trials were held under one of two judges. Both judges were retired but had been drafted back to duty. They did their best to keep things moving, keep the jurors happy, and to keep the trials on track. They did a good job.
I was not as impressed by either the prosecutors or the defenders. I don't even want to imagine what their case loads look like. The trials we sat on were from crimes committed back in 2006. I think it would suck to trade jobs with them.
We've put lots of money into law enforcement. At work, we received a grant from Homeland Security for a portable XRF. That alone was $45,000. I see several new trucks in the parking lot with sirens on them Homeland security money. A Sheriff痴 department in the low country got a grant for some machine guns. Another division bought some new big screen TVs for their briefing rooms. I致e even heard rumors about someone buying a Humvee with their WMD money.
Lots of money has been spent to catch the bad guys. Yet when it comes time to try them we have a couple retired judges, over worked public defenders and prosecutors, court rooms with leaking roofs, not enough seats to hold the jury pool, poor air conditioning, antiquated security measures, and the list goes on and on. I bet it even gets worse when it comes time to house the guilty.
We spend so much money 祖atching criminals we don稚 have any left once they are caught. Hmmm?. early release anyone? Our system is broken in a very fundamental way and not just ideologically either. The very basic implementation of the system is flawed.
For the honor of serving on three jury panels during the week, I was rewarded with the grand total of $75. Both judges were very apologetic about our meager earnings. One even mentioned how embarrassed he was at how meager our compensation was.
I took my $75 and promptly blew it on hookers and blow.

Best 28 seconds of my life.