it's official

Freds · Mar 29, 2005

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( ( ...everything and she got nothing but the clothes she wore to court ....)

Highly unlikely in this day and age. )

I think it all depends on your lawyer. It's been about 14 years since I was "Goin through the big D and don't mean Dallas", and she only made off with one out of two vehicles. I got the house, didn't have to pay for half of the toys I had purchased or the dogs (yes, she wanted the dogs), I even got half her credit union's bank account since I was the one paying all the bills while we were married.
It really depends on who brought what to the table when you got married.... and I suppose it doesn't hurt to have a judge named Horatio... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Congratulations, Junk

Wannafish · Mar 29, 2005

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Congratulations Junkman !! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif (I think) /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

kensfarm · Mar 29, 2005

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Let the party begin!! Congrats Junkman.. by the way.. can I get the number of your lawyer! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gatorboy · Mar 29, 2005

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 The Honorable Horatio Merkin Curly declared that I was a free man to do as I please for the future. 

I believe you have always been a free man -- but now you are officially a divorced man.

slowrev · Mar 29, 2005

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Junk,
Why don't we have to renew marriage licenses every few years like our drivers license ?

Junkman · Mar 29, 2005

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I have always believed that the fee for a marriage license should be $3000 and a years waiting period and the divorce should cost $15 and a three day waiting period. There would be a lot less of both if that were the case....

btolle · Mar 29, 2005

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There are much worse things in life than being alone.

Bill Tolle

OkeeDon · Mar 29, 2005

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The Honorable Horatio Merkin Curly... 

Just wondering if he is part of a 3 judge panel with Larry and Moe...

slowrev · Mar 29, 2005

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There are much worse things in life than being alone.
//
You got that right ! Being married to the wrong woman for one /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Ben

bgott · Mar 29, 2005

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You got that right! I last about three days when I start dating someone then I come to my senses. It only takes three days before they start wanting to collect my rents for me and do my taxes. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif