Kids Say the Darndest things...

shootemup604 · Mar 27, 2019

When our son was maybe a year old he had learned all the animal sounds: What sound does the cow make? Moo etc For fun, my wife asked him "What sound does Daddy make?" and the mostly timely (but coincidental) and manly belch ever heard emitted from our baby... We couldn't stop laughing for a good 10 minutes.

oosik · Mar 27, 2019

That's good, shootemup604.

orezok · Mar 27, 2019

Back in the 60s when I was in college there was a local TV station that had a live kids program hosted by a clown that looked like Bozo. He was interviewing a kid about 10 when the kid said a naughty word. The clown in a descending voice said now Johnny, that was not nice. The kid looks up and says CRAM IT CLOWN?

It was the highlight in the college paper that week.

bunyip · Mar 28, 2019

orezok said:
Back in the 60s when I was in college there was a local TV station that had a live kids program hosted by a clown that looked like Bozo. He was interviewing a kid about 10 when the kid said a naughty word. The clown in a descending voice said now Johnny, that was not nice. The kid looks up and says CRAM IT CLOWN?

It was the highlight in the college paper that week.

Watching a kids quiz show with daughters years ago, question came up what is a pecan, kid stuttered for a while and said a toilet.

buckeyefarmer · Mar 28, 2019

shootemup604 said:
When our son was maybe a year old he had learned all the animal sounds: What sound does the cow make? Moo etc For fun, my wife asked him "What sound does Daddy make?" and the mostly timely (but coincidental) and manly belch ever heard emitted from our baby... We couldn't stop laughing for a good 10 minutes.

I would have guessed the other end, lol.

Beltzington · Mar 28, 2019

Our American culture cares way to much about minors opinions, they have confused knowledge with intelligence and if they can find it on the web they think that should give them a voice. It shouldn't, if someone is still paying for their housing, education. car, insurance and of course cell phone charges they should be reminded they are basically ticks.

When I got tired of being told what to do by my parents I left home at 18, today to many sanctimonious youth spend 200k of their parents money finding themselves at college and then move back home. Why the Baby boomers allow this is beyond me.

I'm old school, kids should be seen not heard, like puppy's they are cute but shouldn't be allowed to piss on the rug indefinitely.

Sigarms · Mar 28, 2019

Always nice when your neighbor calls you and informs you he found a couple of kids drinking a beer down in the woods in the back. Perhaps I should be lucky it was only one boy with his buddy than both of my boys.

Kicker is, Kids WILL say the darndest things and sometimes you can't help but feel that kids must think you're an idiot for thinking that you believe everything that they say

The ONLY reason the ones rump isn't sore is because he was the runner. Pretty much confimed per what the neighbor said and what I couldn't smell.

bunyip · Mar 29, 2019

Beltzington said:
I'm old school, kids should be seen not heard, like puppy's they are cute but shouldn't be allowed to piss on the rug indefinitely.

1. You owe me for a new keyboard that I sprayed coffee all over
2. I am stealing that line

Dftodd · Mar 30, 2019

When my grandson was around during 2, we had at the house for a weekend. We were out back and he started messing with the knobs on the grill.

I showed him the fist and said "Boy!!! Don't make me have to get you!!!!!".

With out missing a beat, he looked at me and said "Don't make me take off my flip flop and whoop you!!!"

Wife covered her mouth, went into the sun room laughing her butt off. Leaving me sputtering, then looking at her saying "gee honey, I wonder where he picked that one up from??" :laughing:

2LaneCruzer · Mar 30, 2019

When my Grand son was about 4, he was watching me doing some little chore for Sharn Jean, I forget what it was now, but I flubbed it. I looked at him, and said "Don't tell Granny, but I just messed up." He turned and yelled "Granny, Grampa just messed up!".

He was funny, and I very regularly told Sharn Jean that "He's something else". One day when he didn't know I was around, I saw him walking...more like marching... back and forth in the living room, repeating the line "Me sompin' else". "Me sompin' else!".