"Conduit for lightning . . ."
Years ago I taught in a trade school - motorcycle mechanics - and since I was the only instructor who knew anything about electrics, that's what I got to teach.
We had Simpson multimeters, rotary dial type to select the function. The test leads used to have alligator clips on them but the clips had been long stolen for "other uses", so we had straightened paper clips instead. With a 12 volt system on a motorcycle, you couldn't even get a tickle.
One fine day, I am talking about the range switch. "Set the range to a higher voltage than you expect, that way you won't blow the meter. For our uses, set the range to 25 volts because we are measuring about twelve volts."
Turn to blackboard and start scribbling . . . hand goes up "So if I set the range correctly, I can measure the voltage in the wall socket?"
"Yep."
Then I realize what he just said, and turn around to see a guy with a bare paper clip in each hand, kneeling down, and preparing to stick them into the wall socket.
"STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Boy wonder stopped and looks at me completely innocently "What's the matter?"
Darwin got the day off . . . just.
Best Regards,
Mike/Florida