I have a neighbor who kept coming over and bothering me. Told me one of the times that he loves living out here in the country because you don't have neighbors coming over and bothering you all the time. I looked at him and said "it must be nice". He doesn't come around much anymore

Thats a Good'n...
Some of these stories made think of a recent situation..
Remember the old adage " No good deed goes unpunished"
My Good neighbor wanted an area near his house cleared, so I go about clearing it , seeded part of it and tilled the other part . He had no sprinkler of any kind , so I give him my all metal & brass nelson sprinkler which I've had for years get him watering away, (time passes 2 months) grass is good I'm not needing sprinkler, all is good.
While he was mowing in his front yard he snags a stump and puts a 90 in the blade, he drives it over "can you help me out" ... I say sure , I take off the blade beat it to within an inch of straight , put it back on an tell him I will order him a nice set of gator blades...
Got blades installed (very heavy duty compared to originals) "Oh can you give me a little gas, I'm running low"...

Yeah Ok.... " Thanks, I'm going home to try out these blades right now." Wasn't 25mins later ..." I've got some bad news for ya, I just shredded your sprinkler"

............ Some times ya just gotta laugh...It was too funny to just grin and bear it.....Unbelieveable
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