'lost' tool funny one.

   / 'lost' tool funny one. #91  
Friend of mine went elk hunting in colorado a few years back, Says he sat down and rested up against a tree for a bit. A while later is when he noticed he was missing his Kimber .45ACP pistol, apparently slid out of the holster. He never could find that tree again, or the pistol. I suppose it is still in Colorado. He was pretty sad.

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   / 'lost' tool funny one. #92  
I know a guy who never bought a car. He rides his bicycle 365 days/year. While visiting him at some occasion I saw several buckets of sockets, screwdrivers, wrenches etc in his garage. He told me that when he sees one on the road he stops, picks it up and deposits it in the bucket when he comes home.
 
   / 'lost' tool funny one. #93  
I commission control systems for rotating machinery. When in example turbine or compressor is being assembled it is usually fenced off and you have to empty all pockets before you can enter. If you need a tool you have to have it on a lanyard. It is very expensive to to take half assembled machine apart to remove whatever falls in.

I found all kind of items such as wrenches in control valves. One time we were testing emergency shutdown of a pipeline station and multimeter flew out from a vent valve. Somebody put it in the pipe during a break and it got welded in.
 
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   / 'lost' tool funny one. #94  
Guy I used to know many years ago had Renault 2CV. For those who are not familiar with the car it had small four cylinder engine in the rear. He was meticulous mechanic, he didn't drive it much but worked on it every weekend. The car suddenly developed a problem. It would idle just fine but would run poorly under the load. So he got his toolbox from the trunk (that was in the front of the car) and a rag he had neatly stored in a side pocket of the trunk. He checked timing, carburetor, capacitor etc and all was just perfect. He would rev up the engine and it would run and sound right. He puts the toolbox to the trunk and neatly folds the rag and stuffs it in the side pocket, closes the trunk and takes s test ride. Same symptoms, the car has no power. He rechecks everything again and finds no issue. Pissed off he just throws the toolbox back and tosses the rag in the trunk, slams the hood and takes another test ride. The car runs like a clockwork. He returns opens the hood folds neatly the rag and stuff that in the side pocket. Car has no power. The car was made for Sahara desert when French still ruled Morocco. To get cleaner air to the engine there was a duct in the body of the car from the engine compartment to the trunk to the side pocket where he was storing his neatly folded rag.
 
   / 'lost' tool funny one. #95  
Somebody mentioned that he asks his wife to find stuff for him. I think it is black magic or some kind of miracle. Women don't find stuff they make it appear. I look all over the fridge and can't find in example mustard. I tell my wife that we are out of mustard. She goes to the fridge and and hands me a container full of mustard. I am still trying to catch her how she does that.
 
   / 'lost' tool funny one. #97  
"Never even heard of them.. Do you mean a Citroen 2CV? (which has a small 4cyl in the front)"

Yep, they both look surprisingly similar. Very weird.:laughing:
 
   / 'lost' tool funny one. #98  
It's odd but I have most of my first SK socket set from 50 years ago and seem to hang on to tools with an iron grip for fear of having to buy them again. A guy I knew had two sets of tools so he wouldn't loose the good ones. Bonney for good and Chinese for backup but he always lost the Bonney.

We used to live in rural Maine and for decades I commuted 45 miles one way to work and most of that was interstate. During the summer months (make that six weeks) when the weather was nice and tourists everywhere, the roads were filled with lost stuff. I could pick up hundreds of rubber straps, sockets, wrenches, tire irons, luggage---you name it and it was there. Good stuff, too.
 
   / 'lost' tool funny one. #100  

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