LOL.. I was JUST coming over to this site to write THAT "dog"..Lol
If your dead set on trying to unstick some oil rings?? 1/2 ATF & 1/2 mineral spirits/acetone.. ATF will eat the carbon & the atone/ ms. just add alittle flow to the mix..
It DOES take alittle time tho.. Pull the injectors, put the mix in the inj. holes & cover.. let it sit for a week or so.. u can add more to the cylinders if u like..
When its ready to check.. clear all/any debris away from the hole & spin the engine until the mixture has spit out the inj. holes.. reinstall the injectors & work the snot outta it.. get it nice & warm/hot.. & hopefully the rings will have broke free..
Good luck