Murphy's Laws of Tractors

[Rock Crawler]

If there is a solid object that can never be hurt, you will never clip it with your loader. If there is anything of value and easily damaged, the bucket will reinforce that point.

 

[Travelover]

A flail mower is the best scrap metal finder on the planet.
A rototiller is second best.

A snowblower does a pretty good job of finding iced up newspapers.

 

[Jstpssng]

Ah, but a snowblower is great for cleaning out a path for the dog to walk... and launching what he leaves behind into the next county.

 

[Diggin It]

newspapers.

What are those?

 

[hks003]

What are those?

I think they're like websites people print and deliver to old people.

 

[Thomas]

Good chance if you leave your cell phone on tractor tire and drive off it won't work again. :ashamed:

 

[milkman636]

Good chance if you leave your cell phone on tractor tire and drive off it won't work again. :ashamed:

This also applies to on top of the fender, next to the roll bar.

 

[Industrial Toys]

When greasing your tractor, and you get a bit on your hand, so you wipe it off with a rag and will always find that big blob of grease in the rag. Same with silicone actually.

 

[Avenger]

The place you typically get dyed off-road diesel will stop selling it, removing the entire pump. Now you either gotta pay more money for on-road diesel or drive a few hours to get off-road... or get a tank big enough on your property to get fuel service.

(guess what I found out this weekend :thumbdown

 

[Beeenvenue]

Murphy痴 expanded law as they apply to tractors:

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
In the worst possible way
At the worst time
With the most expensive or embarrassing consequences
Amplified when viewed by others, and amplified further if being videoed.