Murphy's Laws of Tractors

[Frankenkubota]

2. If you use the loader bucket to haul tools to the work site and back, you will forget they are there and either dump the bucket or scoop something into it.


Bruce

ALL THE TIME!

 

[ptsg]

If you set the parking brake, 11 times out of 10, you'll drive with the parking brake for a while.

 

[kenmbz]

Gee, why is my tractor getting so sluggish :mur:
Oops, brake is still on!

 

[John0829]

In spite of the fact you fueled up in the morning that evening when you are as far away as you can possible get and need just 5 more minutes the fuel tank gets to "enough"

 

[Avenger]

There will not be any traffic on your road, until you drive your tractor on it. Then there will be a parade.

 

[kirkawilson]

The bottom limb on every tree is slightly lower than your canopy.

 

[Cougsfan]

If you use your FEL bucket to carry firewood, despite warning yourself not to, you will always try to carry more pieces than will stay in the bucket as you transport it.

 

[hks003]

About the time you walk across the yard, check the oil, start the tractor, change implements, and drive to where you plan on working, it gets dark/starts raining.

 

[Citydude]

Your filthy rich neighbors asks for tractor favors as their 2 cars setting in a huge garage could buy three of my tractors.

 

[K5lwq]

If you let someone else use your tractor, something will break and it really will not be their fault.