gerard
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You can be right or you can be married. You can't be both.............. 
My wife torments me
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You can be right or you can be married. You can't be both..............
Correction: If you are a man, you can be right or you can be married. You can't be both...
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Gerard.
You can be right or you can be married. You can't be both..............
Ain't that the truth.
You can be right or you can be married. You can't be both..............
Ain't that the truth.
GV40U
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My wife and I have been married and working together for over 40 years. We both enjoy our small farm and timber property and share an interest in many of life's adventures. But she does remind me, from time to time, during those those "tension moments" that I shouldn't pi** off a woman that owns 1/2 interest in a backhoe. I don't think she's serious but ....?
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:laughing::laughing:This thread is a hoot:laughing::laughing:
I have a older and wiser friend who just before he lets out with his pearls of wisdom reminds me he is 17 yrs my senior. Here is his marital advice.
Podner, no matta what yo wife says, always jest say "Yes dear" no matta what!
When I asked him what if you don't agree with what she is sayin or had a different opinion, he said, Jus say "Yes Dear", then do whuteva yo war gonna do in the first place, n ifn she ax ya how come you didn do wha she wanted, jus say "sorry dear I forgot", n then "Yes dear" to the new request and then just do wha ya wanna again.
Now who am I to argue with an older and wiser friend with so much more experience, after all he has had 5 wives.:laughing:
Rick
I have a older and wiser friend who just before he lets out with his pearls of wisdom reminds me he is 17 yrs my senior. Here is his marital advice.
Podner, no matta what yo wife says, always jest say "Yes dear" no matta what!
When I asked him what if you don't agree with what she is sayin or had a different opinion, he said, Jus say "Yes Dear", then do whuteva yo war gonna do in the first place, n ifn she ax ya how come you didn do wha she wanted, jus say "sorry dear I forgot", n then "Yes dear" to the new request and then just do wha ya wanna again.
Now who am I to argue with an older and wiser friend with so much more experience, after all he has had 5 wives.:laughing:
Rick
johnrex62
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My dear ol' Pappy used to say "I always have the last word in my house. I just happen to LIKE saying Yes Ma'am".
firefighter9208
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I had an older gentleman tell me one time that all men are either "whipped" or a liar. Which one are you??? :laughing:
I told him that it depended on if I was with my wife or not.
Chris
I told him that it depended on if I was with my wife or not.
Chris
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And now for something completely different.
On October 4th of this year a pickup truck towing a large trailer showed up on my lane and as I live at the end of a dead end road I thought Yup another one took the wrong turn and lots o luck turning that thing around.
Well this fellow jigged that thing about untill he was able to back onto my driveway to turn around but he keeps backing up and I thought ok so now he wants directions and I go out to talk to him.
He says "is this the right place"? I say "well that would depend, it's the right place for me but I don't know what your doing here." He says " well I was told to drop something off here" I say" What?" He Crookes his thumb and points at the trailer and says" That. I look at the trailer and it has a tractor on it, an orange tractor no less. I say " No I don't think so" he says " well I was told to drop it off here" as he's getting out of the truck. Then he starts to undo the hold down straps and I say " Look Buddie what part of I didn't order a tractor and it don't belong here don't you get? He keeps un doing straps. Then he pulls out the ramps and "I say would you quit that" and he says "I can't get the tractor off of the trailer with out them" and then he ignores me. I'm getting ready to deck him.
He gets onto the tractor and fires it up and says "Nice dogs" I say"to **** with the dogs" he backs the tractor off of the trailer. I'm getting mad and he says "well it's pretty late in the season so would you like me to give you a hand taking the mower off?" I say "NO, just load it back up and get out of here, somebody else is waiting for this".
Then he walks on over to where I was standing with a big smile and says "Yup she was right, you wouldn't have a clue and would argue a blue streak"
I say "WHO" and he says"Your wife" and I say "what has my wife got to do with this?" and he says" well she bought it for you, something to do with your birthday" and I say "Bullsh*t my birthday was last month" and he says"I know, it was all part of the plan so that you wouldn't get wise to it" Then to remove all doubt he perfectly described my wife.
Then as he was about to drive away he says"have fun and don't be too hard on her, she loves yuh man and she was tired of watching you kill yourself with that walk behind blower in the winter and walk behind mower in the summer plus tilling the garden".
When my wife got home from town (her shopping trip had also been part of the plan) she walked in the door and "said Happy Unbirthday Babes" I didn't know whether to kill her or to kiss her, in the end I did the latter.
And that is how I got my Kubota Bx2350 with a fel, mmm, Buhler 500 snow blower and a buhler tiller.
It now has 200 loving hours on the clock.
There are good ones out there, I was just lucky to find one.
On October 4th of this year a pickup truck towing a large trailer showed up on my lane and as I live at the end of a dead end road I thought Yup another one took the wrong turn and lots o luck turning that thing around.
Well this fellow jigged that thing about untill he was able to back onto my driveway to turn around but he keeps backing up and I thought ok so now he wants directions and I go out to talk to him.
He says "is this the right place"? I say "well that would depend, it's the right place for me but I don't know what your doing here." He says " well I was told to drop something off here" I say" What?" He Crookes his thumb and points at the trailer and says" That. I look at the trailer and it has a tractor on it, an orange tractor no less. I say " No I don't think so" he says " well I was told to drop it off here" as he's getting out of the truck. Then he starts to undo the hold down straps and I say " Look Buddie what part of I didn't order a tractor and it don't belong here don't you get? He keeps un doing straps. Then he pulls out the ramps and "I say would you quit that" and he says "I can't get the tractor off of the trailer with out them" and then he ignores me. I'm getting ready to deck him.
He gets onto the tractor and fires it up and says "Nice dogs" I say"to **** with the dogs" he backs the tractor off of the trailer. I'm getting mad and he says "well it's pretty late in the season so would you like me to give you a hand taking the mower off?" I say "NO, just load it back up and get out of here, somebody else is waiting for this".
Then he walks on over to where I was standing with a big smile and says "Yup she was right, you wouldn't have a clue and would argue a blue streak"
I say "WHO" and he says"Your wife" and I say "what has my wife got to do with this?" and he says" well she bought it for you, something to do with your birthday" and I say "Bullsh*t my birthday was last month" and he says"I know, it was all part of the plan so that you wouldn't get wise to it" Then to remove all doubt he perfectly described my wife.
Then as he was about to drive away he says"have fun and don't be too hard on her, she loves yuh man and she was tired of watching you kill yourself with that walk behind blower in the winter and walk behind mower in the summer plus tilling the garden".
When my wife got home from town (her shopping trip had also been part of the plan) she walked in the door and "said Happy Unbirthday Babes" I didn't know whether to kill her or to kiss her, in the end I did the latter.
And that is how I got my Kubota Bx2350 with a fel, mmm, Buhler 500 snow blower and a buhler tiller.
It now has 200 loving hours on the clock.
There are good ones out there, I was just lucky to find one.
