Ballast New truck: weights, towing capacity

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Bob_Skurka said:
They are NOT donuts. They ARE power-rings and energy circles! :p


No Bob. They are not! They are FAT PILLS!

What was this thread about again? lol
 
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   / New truck: weights, towing capacity #72  
I think we can sum it up by saying that we have all decided to tow with mopeds and eat donuts to get bigger butts.
 
   / New truck: weights, towing capacity #73  
roxynoodle said:
I think we can sum it up by saying that we have all decided to tow with mopeds and eat donuts to get bigger butts.

Not just ANY moped. A Honda Spree with load range A- tires, no brakes, don't tie down the load, and GLAZED doughnuts.
 
   / New truck: weights, towing capacity #74  
roxynoodle said:
I think we can sum it up by saying that we have all decided to tow with mopeds and eat donuts to get bigger butts.


Here, Here! Are we drunk while doing this or just high on life? I was planning to tie down though. I have a HUGE supply of rubber bands...
 
   / New truck: weights, towing capacity #75  
Drunk? High?

NO OFFICER, but I do have a major sugar buzz going from this box of Krispy Kremes. Oh, and this here scooter I'm driving has a whopping 49cc engine so it should be able to pull a housetrailer without any problem. YES OFFICER, I can tow your Mother-In-Law too :rolleyes:
 
   / New truck: weights, towing capacity #76  
Bob_Skurka said:
Drunk? High?

NO OFFICER, but I do have a major sugar buzz going from this box of Krispy Kremes. Oh, and this here scooter I'm driving has a whopping 49cc engine so it should be able to pull a housetrailer without any problem. YES OFFICER, I can tow your Mother-In-Law too :rolleyes:

And I KNOW it's true, 'cause I read it on the internet! ;)
 
   / New truck: weights, towing capacity #77  
EVERYTHING on the internet is true! I know I read a website that encourages glazed donuts for losing weight too!

I'm jealous your moped can tow your mother-in-law. Mine can only tow my 16' trailer. Hmm, I'm not sure my truck can tow my ex MIL. My former F250 pulled the neighbor's semi out of the mud but I'm not so sure it would have handled the MIL.
 
   / New truck: weights, towing capacity #78  
roxynoodle said:
EVERYTHING on the internet is true! I know I read a website that encourages glazed donuts for losing weight too!

I'm jealous your moped can tow your mother-in-law. Mine can only tow my 16' trailer. Hmm, I'm not sure my truck can tow my ex MIL. My former F250 pulled the neighbor's semi out of the mud but I'm not so sure it would have handled the MIL.
Well thank goodness that Al Gore invented the internet for us so we can share the valuable, and obviously true information.

As for your jealosy about the towing capacities of my scooter. Please understand it is a scooter, not a moped. Real men don't ride those wimpy mopeds!

Also, please understand, that there is a big difference between LOAD CAPACITY and TOWING CAPACITY. The scooter could not bear the weight of a M-I-L, the tires would simply pop, the suspension would flatten, and the metal frame would deform. I won't even comment about where the seat will need to be pried out of. However, when it comes to towing, as has been proved many times in this thread, my little 49cc scooter is unrivaled in towing capacity. I've nicknamed it HEMI. :p
 
   / New truck: weights, towing capacity #79  
Good chance we'll be seeing Mel Gibson tooling around on a scooter before too long. :0

And that ain't any ol' SUGAR BUZZ he's got workin'!
 
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roxynoodle said:
EVERYTHING on the internet is true! I know I read a website that encourages glazed donuts for losing weight too!

I'm jealous your moped can tow your mother-in-law. Mine can only tow my 16' trailer. Hmm, I'm not sure my truck can tow my ex MIL. My former F250 pulled the neighbor's semi out of the mud but I'm not so sure it would have handled the MIL.


I guess if your moped can't do it ya better get a bicycle. That next on the inverse path... oops... stand corrected... one of those giant TRIcylces... That should do the trick...
 

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