RSKY
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The embarrassment has gone away and I can now tell the story.
We were planning a vacation to central Florida. Actually the third of four grands was getting her four-year old Disney trip. Beware of starting expensive family traditions when you only have one grand cause you may end up with more.
But that is not the story, the story started with me complaining to my wife that all my underwear had apparently drawn up. One of the horses was occasionally getting out of the corral if you know what I mean. So with this nearly two week trip looming we were shopping at a Kohl's store and my wife pointed out some Nike men's underwear on sale. Second package for half price. One package was open and they felt very good. So I bought two packages. Took them home and washed one package. We left for the airport the next morning with me wearing my new underwear for the first time. Made it thru the Nashville airport with only one bathroom stop where I dropped my pants if you know what I mean. Had a layover in Atlanta after a rough flight. The seat belt sign was on for nearly the entire time. I had two cups of coffee at the Nashville airport and a Coke on the plane.
By the time we landed I was about to burst.
Made it off the plane and headed to the nearest restroom. They must have unloaded several 747's right before we landed because the line was five or six people behind each urinal. More people were lining up behind me and my eyeballs were floating when I made it to the front. Unzipped and started fishing around for the fly.
I couldn't find it.
I stood there for maybe a minute or two and had to turn around and leave because the guy behind me was groaning and speaking in Arabic or something. Seemed like everybody in the restroom was watching me walk out of there. Probably wondering what the heck was wrong with the guy walking funny.
I walked, fast, thru the terminal and spotted another restroom. Went in and found an empty stall right away and dropped my pants.
The new sporty athletic underwear had no fly.
How could this happen? ALL men's underwear has to have a fly.
Two weeks later the second package was returned to the store and I bought two packages of Addidas athletic underwear. I opened both packages and made sure each pair had a fly.
Moral to the story is, try new clothing before leaving on two week vacations.
RSKY
We were planning a vacation to central Florida. Actually the third of four grands was getting her four-year old Disney trip. Beware of starting expensive family traditions when you only have one grand cause you may end up with more.
But that is not the story, the story started with me complaining to my wife that all my underwear had apparently drawn up. One of the horses was occasionally getting out of the corral if you know what I mean. So with this nearly two week trip looming we were shopping at a Kohl's store and my wife pointed out some Nike men's underwear on sale. Second package for half price. One package was open and they felt very good. So I bought two packages. Took them home and washed one package. We left for the airport the next morning with me wearing my new underwear for the first time. Made it thru the Nashville airport with only one bathroom stop where I dropped my pants if you know what I mean. Had a layover in Atlanta after a rough flight. The seat belt sign was on for nearly the entire time. I had two cups of coffee at the Nashville airport and a Coke on the plane.
By the time we landed I was about to burst.
Made it off the plane and headed to the nearest restroom. They must have unloaded several 747's right before we landed because the line was five or six people behind each urinal. More people were lining up behind me and my eyeballs were floating when I made it to the front. Unzipped and started fishing around for the fly.
I couldn't find it.
I stood there for maybe a minute or two and had to turn around and leave because the guy behind me was groaning and speaking in Arabic or something. Seemed like everybody in the restroom was watching me walk out of there. Probably wondering what the heck was wrong with the guy walking funny.
I walked, fast, thru the terminal and spotted another restroom. Went in and found an empty stall right away and dropped my pants.
The new sporty athletic underwear had no fly.
How could this happen? ALL men's underwear has to have a fly.
Two weeks later the second package was returned to the store and I bought two packages of Addidas athletic underwear. I opened both packages and made sure each pair had a fly.
Moral to the story is, try new clothing before leaving on two week vacations.
RSKY
