Nice shot

[RSKY]

Several years ago, actually many years ago, myself, my wife and my in-laws were walking from the parking lot into a mall in Clarksville Tennessee. There was a small tree on the parking lot. There were many, many birds in the tree. I walked up and kicked the tree.

Bad Idea!!

Until she died my mother in law brought that up at least four or five times a year.

RSKY

 

[Ed of all trades]

When we lived in Tn our mail man told us this, One day on the route he came around a curve and saw a buzzard in the road. He hit the gas and almost hit the buzzard. The buzzard got the best of it though, it puked on his car.:shocked: He had to deal with the smell that was not all roses for the rest of his route. Ed

 

[Thomas]

Least you weren't on motorcycle.

 

[PILOON]

I frequently pass a marsh frequented by herons.
When the fly off they usually poop a 20 ft stream of feces.
Pressure washer would be more appropriate than window washer on a direct hit.

 

[stuckmotor]

I'm still trying to rinse the majestic bird crap off of my truck. It looks like I'm going to have to break down and scrub it.