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Several years ago my wife bought a grand piano, and the lady she bought it from insisted that we hire professional piano movers to move it. In walks Larry, Moe, and Curly.
To get it out of the house, they had to take in on a deck and down some stairs. They put 2 below and 1 above. Sensing they needed help, I ran out the other door and around the house to help on the lower side. When I got around the house, they were removing the piano from ontop of the two lower guys. fortunately, not too much damage, and I didn't have them pay.
Since then, I have moved it myself without trouble. If there are not more than 1 stair that can be ramped, it is really quite easy to move.
I have also helped move a heavy player piano into a basement. That was a job.