Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D

   / Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D #111  
Steve,
I imagine you get WSPA TV. My favorite is the one in the red dress. No advanced math needed, just a pair of eyes.

This one?

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Steve
 
   / Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D #112  
I had to look that one up. Are you an expert in diagnosis of that condition?:)

Steve

Well, not in terms of formal education, but I do have a fair amount of practical experience...not to mention that I am an honorary member of the American Amateur Gynecological Assocation. :eek:
 
   / Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D #113  
I had to look that one up. Are you an expert in diagnosis of that condition?:)

Steve

I have to confess, he got me on that one too. WARNING. DO NOT click the wikipedia link (or google images) on steatopygia! You will see images that will make you want to Clorox your eyes!

Since 'fat' is not on the specimens in controlled set, I believe the proper term is Callipygian and that is a safe term to click the 'images' button on.

This is your Public Service Announcement.
 
   / Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D #114  
I have to confess, he got me on that one too. WARNING. DO NOT click the wikipedia link on steatopygia! You will see images that will make you want to Clorox your eyes!

Since 'fat' is not on the specimens in controlled set, I believe the proper term is Callipygian and that is a safe term to click the 'images' button on.

Sir, you have indeed provided a valuable public service.

Steve
 
   / Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D #115  
I have to confess, he got me on that one too. WARNING.
DO NOT click the wikipedia link (or google images) on steatopygia!
You will see images that will make you want to Clorox your eyes!

Since 'fat' is not on the specimens in controlled set, I believe the proper term is Callipygian and that is a safe term to click the 'images' button on.

This is your Public Service Announcement.

I can't wait! But I'm betting I've seen them before.
 
   / Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D #116  
   / Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D #117  
... I am busy making preparations for tomorrow -- the 340th anniversary of the first known application of the integral calculus.

Steve

OMG is that tomorrow!!! :shocked: I haven't even put up the decorations yet!

I guess I'll have to combine it with Hedy Lamar's birthday celebrations (earlier this week) and call it done... her scientific accomplishments would've utilised integral calculus and, truth be told, she was a lot easier on the eyes than Leibniz.
 
   / Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D #118  
This is not a trivial issue. The law of diminishing marginal utility holds -- as individuals we obtain utility from observing weather girl images, but the increase in utility diminishes as we increase the number of images viewed. As we are constrained by time, the demand for weather girl images has a negative slope when we plot the opportunity cost of time on the vertical axis and images viewed on the horizontal axis, all else constant.

I would present a mathematical proof of this proposition, but I am busy making preparations for tomorrow -- the 340th anniversary of the first known application of the integral calculus.



Steve

Will you be serving pi?
 
   / Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D #119  

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