OK, you geniuses

[Dozernut]

CVHoss: Intelligence is nearly impossible to accurately test. There are too many variables. The so called IQ test only gauges questions from a certain geographical area. Ask an eskimo what an EL is and he will look at you like your crazy. Ask a New Yorker How to skin a seal And they think it pertains to doing a mark. You must be doing okay, you are operating a computer and on TBN. I think the biggest mystery in the world is women. How can they find tractors boring and shoes the apex of fashion? Now I have some ideas that might bring the women around. Puce colored tractors: follow me on this. "There goes Bill on that puce tractor, does'nt that go nice with his bib overalls". I can visualize color coordinated hankies with a corner rakishly hanging out the pocket of your bibs. Vanity mirrors on tractors with built in cosmetic holders. I probably am in so much trouble with the tractor driving ladies out there, ie. my wife. Oh my gosh hear she comes I got to get those dishes done. Later dudes an dudettes.

 

[GrantMO]

Mike,
If I'm doing the bricklaying, I can guarantee that I will end up laying half or some other fraction of a brick. /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif I really admire mason's work, especially stone masons.

 

[PaulT]

But boy, did you make me laugh /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

 

[PaulT]

RonL,

<font color=blue>Bricks don't finish jobs</font color=blue>

You're right, but finish the thought...

(The camera pans a nearly completed brick paver driveway, coming to rest on a man about to insert the last brick in the job. Suddenly, from just off camera, a hand holding another (final) brick comes down on the head of the man. He collapses under the crushing blow. Fade to black. Then narrated in a deep serious voice....)
Bricks don't finish jobs, people with bricks finish jobs.

A little dark, dry humour
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[Dozernut]

Now that is genius! I will start a campaign to register bricks.

 

[Alan L.]

The answer is one, as in one brick short of a load, which is what you would need to be to want to know how many bricks it would take. Just get about 25,000 bricks and take whatever ever you don't use back.

 

[njrqs]

Paul

You have been reading too many novels???????

 

[PaulT]

Neil,

There's no such thing as too many novels (unless it cuts into seat time). Being from down under, you may not catch the reference to a National Rifle Association catchphrase: Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif