I put the OP up because I thought it would give everyone a chuckle.
I wasn't intending to insult anyone or otherwise be offensive.
I do think some must have been guilty of over-engineering at least once due to the defensive tone of some replies. That was a surprise...c'mon guys, it's a funny! Kinda like the "rope a deer" story. I didn't see any farmers call foul on that one.
Since the engineers are so touchy I will offer up an "operator" story. Since we have all operated something at sometime I am taking a big chance here. If I disappear start with the "operators" union. :laughing:
So, a company had misprinted the bar code on their heart-worm medicine and needed to put a cover up label over them with the correct bar code. This involved tearing the "cellophane" wrap off, labeling and re-wrapping them.
On occasion a piece of the wrap would get caught in the cutter that separated the packages and you would have to shut down the wrapper to clear the jam.
Our "Operator" decided he was quicker than the rotary knives and had learned to use a finger to clear the jam. It worked for a while until one day he was a little slow and the knife took the tip of his finger off down to the first knuckle. (Clean cut, reattached.)
As you would imagine he was off work for some time while he recovered. (Non union) He just happened to come back to work the same day the insurance adjusted showed up. Who better to show the insurance man what happened than the guy it happened to thought the production manager.
So, he says go show the man what you did to lose your finger. The operator being happy to oblige gave a full demo which included sticking the same finger (other hand) in the machine and having it whacked off right in front to the insurance adjuster. (clean cut, reattached)
True story, I can name names if put on a stand.