Pallet colony discovered in Washington field

[MNBobcat]

We don't call it pickpocketing. It's called "hourly billing."

Now that I have answered your question, where shall I send the invoice?

That reminds me of the joke where a person asks an attorney, "can I ask you a couple of questions?" And the attorney replies, "Yes, what's the second question?"

 

[sixdogs]

These were in the yard yesterday morning and the hired guy said "they just showed up". Hmmm. And they appear to be wearing some sort of protective covering, very much like the the tin foil hats others here have mentioned they wear .






I'll bet they are still out there.

 

[dragoneggs]

Crap! A couple jumped in the back of my truck!

 

[Wagtail]

sixdogs and dragoneggs (regarding your feral pallets) I believe that this is a sure sign that this (NA) Winter will be another long & harsh one.

Please refer to your copy of either/or the Old Farmers Almanac/Farmers Almanac for clarification.

 

[TomSeller]

Crap! A couple jumped in the back of my truck!

I've been meaning to ask, are the world's largest eggs in Winlock actually Dragon Eggs? They are not that far from you.

 

[dragoneggs]

I've been meaning to ask, are the world's largest eggs in Winlock actually Dragon Eggs? They are not that far from you.

You may be on to something... I cannot confirm or deny.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Ahh... the credit I seeked and deserved. And I was about to crack a non PC joke about my Chinese friends that pronounce Winlock as Winrock.

Now that's intriguing, but wonder about the punch line. I like the one where they mispronounce the word "elections".

 

[Wagtail]

But that's just it, inverted V stacked pallets are an erection.

The question is why and to what purpose.

Further to these conundrums, nothing has appeared or been pursued in the media.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

But that's just it, inverted V stacked pallets are an erection.

The question is why and to what purpose.

Further to these conundrums, nothing has appeared or been pursued in the media.

So that's why they multiply so rapidly!

 

[sseelhoff]

So that's why they multiply so rapidly!

Apparently the government has stopped funding Planned Pallethood.