Pallets in fields

   / Pallets in fields #731  
Shock Horror the inverted V is spreading to downunder.

Here is a photo of one I found in a field not one mile from my place. It seems to have covered in sides and appears to be occupied by a strange white creature. The creature was watching me with its one eye the entire time I was taking the photos. It never blinked.

I have not you had the courage to get out of the car and go interview it.

I claim 60 points.

Could it be one of the the antipodes? A more advanced structure than ours?
 
   / Pallets in fields #732  
Here is a photo of one I found in a field not one mile from my place. It seems to have covered in sides and appears to be occupied by a strange white creature. The creature was watching me with its one eye the entire time I was taking the photos. It never blinked.

I have not you had the courage to get out of the car and go interview it.

I claim 60 points.

:laughing:

Perhaps I should have explained to the amateur scientists that the objective is to have a low Crackpot Index number.

Whether the Cyclopean creature is the owner or the tenant of its Antipodean abode is an important question. Sir, you must screw your courage to the sticking-place and interview the creature.

Steve

PS -- Thank you for inverting your photo attachment so that those of us in the Northern Hemisphere can view it "right side up."
 
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   / Pallets in fields #733  
Lets try this.
EINSTEIN, HAWKINGS, and FEYNMANN would have fully agreed that the current sham of science would have, if not for the established scientific conspiracy against advanced extraterrestrial civilizations proved without a doubt that the pallets are extraterrestrial in origin. EINSTEIN himself, in his later years, called out those scientific-nazis, who disagreed with the alienist theory.
HAWKINGS has also been described as a “hidebound reactionary” for his secret code written in “A Brief History of Time” (see pages 25-100 upside down and backwards to unlock the code).
FEYNMANN who started off a “self-appointed defender of the orthodoxy” in one private communication(passenger pigeon) to myself, compared me to GALILEO defending science against the INQUISITION. FEYNMANN wanted me to prepare for the show trials that would have been podcasted for free on I-Tunes.
NEWTON who has also been compared to me in certain circles would have gladly handed over his Nobel Prize once my theory disproved classical mechanics (along with quantum mechanics) and unified all other pallet theory’s along with gravity. Gravity was easy, the pallet theory has taken some work.
Original Thinkers will rejoice in how much of a a "paradigm shift" this theory is.

While the Seedist-A-frame-Den (SAD) theory might predict the phenomena correctly, it doesn't explain "why" its occurring… AFTER all “its only a THEORY”.
While psychiatrists have tried to talk me out of this revolutionary theory, they have no concrete (as do I) testable predictions for believing in said theory.
The Forgeblast-Alien-Building (FAB) (to which I have personally worked on for the last 10 minutes while letting my dog out twice and drinking coffee has consumed way more time then I thought possible) theory or FAB theory is groundbreaking in that it is so great(I would explain it here but I want the points).
While my past theory’s such as the Bullet Trajectory Theory BTT, and Weeping Angel Theory (WAT) (which ties into the alienist self-aware theory) were ridiculed, if not dismissed outright the FAB theory is all that and a bag of fertilizer.
While I'm not good at math I have gone to school, and, my theory is conceptually right, so all I need is for someone to express it in terms of equations". The “Unified-Pallitization” theory will have prize money attached to it similar to the X-prize, as long as no one steals the idea when I send out my unencrypted email.
How many points is this?
 
   / Pallets in fields #738  
..... [*] 5 points for each mention of "Einstien", "Hawkins" or "Feynmann".
... [*] 20 points for emailing me and complaining about the crackpot index. (E.g., saying that it "suppresses original thinkers" or saying that I misspelled "Einstein" in item 8.) ...
Steve

At the risk of racking up 5+20 points, do you refer to Stephen Hawking or to the Hawkin brothers of rifle-building fame (perhaps they manufactured black-powder pallet guns?)??

- Jay

Oops, sorry, forgeblast beat me to it. He can have my points, or does this mean my unearned points should be deducted from his??
 
   / Pallets in fields #740  
Amateur Radio Operators have been inducing RF currents into Inverted V's for decades.:D

https://www.google.com/search?q=inv...eusATLhIDoBQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAg&biw=1162&bih=524

James,

I am proud of you. Rather than following your normal modus operandi of offering gratuitous endorsements of crackpot theories, you have opened a new line of inquiry that may prove useful in advancing science.

The images you linked indicate that the geometry and dimensions of the inverted V's are important to amateur radio enthusiasts. Although we lack precise measurements of the pallet formations (due to the nonfeasance of sparc and tkappeler), you may be able to estimate the critical parameters by close examination of the photographic evidence provided by sparc. Having obtained the parameter estimates, you could identify the radio frequencies associated with those parameters and begin monitoring those frequencies. Users of those frequencies may divulge information about the pallet formations.

Steve
 

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