Pallets in fields

[dragoneggs]

Sir, Pipette is my protege and research associate -- not my lab assistant.

Regarding credit, I hereby disavow any interest/involvement in any publications that may result from this scientific enterprise. However, I do reserve my right to claim my fair share in case the TV/movie rights are sold or there are patents issued in the future.

Steve

Ahh... I do remember you setting the record straight with regard to Pipette's title and I did expect a correction if necessary... I plead laziness in not going back and checking. My apologies.

Now speaking of equitable shares... how will we figure that out? I am concerned that this in itself could hamper our pursuit. Consider these...

1. Every poster is granted same number of shares - this does not properly credit those who actually genuinely contributed to the truth and could lead to many jumping on the bandwagon.

2. Every post is granted a share - this could lead to an increasing number of squirrely posts to skew the credit. We have continually been battling desires to wander from the mission here.

3. A Board that decides - we don't have a board and would need to put in place by-laws. This could of course, significantly dither our crackerjack progress to date.

 

[stuckmotor]

Sir, how crude.
My mentor and I read to each other from the CRC Standard Mathematical Tables and Formulae every afternoon.
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Pipette

Now that the Deviationist and Formulationist are in the hunt, we may find the soure of those pallets.

 

[dragoneggs]

Loveliest Pipette,

A sample deviation would be heavenly. I'm not into that group thing so much.

Shall we meet behind the DNA Sequencer while your old mentor is taking his afternoon nap tomorrow?

XXOOOXX
dave

Sweetest Pipette,

Brains and Beauty are not to be wasted withering away in a lab.

You bring those peaches,

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and I will help you let your hair down--one silky strand at a time.

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dave

Someone needs to slap... I mean snap Dave out of it! :wonderwoman:

 

[smstonypoint]

Sweetest Pipette,

Brains and Beauty are not to be wasted withering away in a lab.

You bring those peaches,

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and I will help you let your hair down--one silky strand at a time.

XXXXXXXXXXX&&&O!O!O!O!O!O!
dave

Sir,

I am pictured in the first two photos. The other photos are of my twin sister -- Ariette, the opera singer.

Pipette

How disgusting.:thumbdown:

As I wrote earlier, the photo is that of my flirtatious twin, Ariette. My mentor is a real man -- both Ariette and I swoon when he recites the natural number to 47 decimal places.

Pipette

Addendum -- Having consulted with my mentor's barrister, Horace Rumpole, your unsolicited overtures constitute ****** harassment in the workplace. You will be receiving a cease and desist order in due course.

 

[Jim Shooz]

Ahh... I do remember you setting the record straight with regard to Pipette's title and I did expect a correction if necessary... I plead laziness in not going back and checking. My apologies.

Now speaking of equitable shares... how will we figure that out? I am concerned that this in itself could hamper our pursuit. Consider these...

1. Every poster is granted same number of shares - this does not properly credit those who actually genuinely contributed to the truth and could lead to many jumping on the bandwagon.

2. Every post is granted a share - this could lead to an increasing number of squirrely posts to skew the credit. We have continually been battling desires to wander from the mission here.

3. A Board that decides - we don't have a board and would need to put in place by-laws. This could of course, significantly dither our crackerjack progress to date.

All that assumes there will be an outcome but we've been batting this problem around for a bit over a month now and I don't think we've moved one inch in the direction of a credible result. (Note: increase my post count up by one so one more share)(can i claim another half share for quoting a previous post)

 

[smstonypoint]

If it comes down to the allocation of monetary rewards from the marketing of movie/television privileges and/or granting of patents, the only equitable solution is to divide the total amongst the participants according to the total number of polysyllabic words that they have used in their contributions -- the higher the number, the higher the share.

Steve

PS

Did I mention that I espied a murmuration of starlings yesterday?

 

[dave1949]

How disgusting.:thumbdown:

As I wrote earlier, the photo is that of my flirtatious twin, Ariette. My mentor is a real man -- both Ariette and I swoon when he recites the natural number to 47 decimal places.

Pipette

Addendum -- Having consulted with my mentor's barrister, Horace Rumpole, your unsolicited overtures constitute ****** harassment in the workplace. You will be receiving a cease and desist order in due course.

Dear Pipette,

Perhaps I misunderstood your offer of a "sample deviation?"

There have been a number of multiple personalities expressed here. I truly thought your "twin" was your very own flirtatious alter ego subconsciously attempting to escape the boredom of reading dusty math tomes, and listening to your mentor recite the natural number to the 47 decimal place.

Yours in Science,
dave1949

PS May I have your twin sister's email address?

 

[Waskom John]

Ohhhhh, That was your field!!? I thought it belonged to the county and since I pay county tax well. . . . . .

I guess I have to abandon this test.

Txdon.
Before God bestowed his grace upon me and moved me to the GREAT STATE of TEXAS , I lived in the far north TEXAS in a place called new york state ( notice not capitalize on purpose) I use to burn pallets in my gas on wood stove in the middle of a big city. I was getting them for $5.00 a pick up truck load. I would bring them into my back yard and cut them up with my circular saw then electric chain saw. They are mostly hard wood. Yes there are a lot of chemicals spilled on them but my one boy is use to his third eye. My other son with the 3 legs is great at the 3 legged race at picnics. Hard to find pants for him though.
Well now I know where they grow them. Two years ago I bough 50 chickens but they all died. Last year I bought 50 more but they died too. This year I think I will plant the 25 up and 25 down and see what I can get.
Maybe I should buy chicken seeds instead of live chicks.
I saw a whole box of bagel seeds made by the Cheerio company for about $3.00 but it looks like there are way to many for a guy to plant by hand.
Any suggestions ?

 

[dragoneggs]

If it comes down to the allocation of monetary rewards from the marketing of movie/television privileges and/or granting of patents, the only equitable solution is to divide the total amongst the participants according to the total number of polysyllabic words that they have used in their contributions.

Steve

PS

Did I mention that I espied a murmuration of starlings yesterday?

Your post elucidates my announced trepidation with our conundrum... and you have flummoxed me by overtly suggesting a biased, albeit calculable algorithm be instituted. Now back to our chase towards a denouement!

 

[smstonypoint]

Dear Pipette,

Perhaps I misunderstood your offer of a "sample deviation?"

PS May I have your twin sister's email address?

Sir, you did indeed misinterpret my query. As you know, the calculation of the sample standard deviation requires adjustment for the degree of freedom lost when calculating the sample mean.

My sister's email address is Boston@fbi.gov. Make sure that you provide your residential address and attach an au natural "selfie."

Pipette