PRECISION BOMBING

[frank_f15]

cleaed all the house windows the other day(while it was still nice out) and this morning this is what was on the center pane of the dinning rm. window. The US air force has nothing on these guys!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

[PineRidge]

Frank that particular bird belongs to Junkman. He flew in from CT especially to visit your home and your clean windows. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[frank_f15]

MIKE you might be right, but knowing the junkman (by rep only) seems his bird would have covered the WHOLE window /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

but another thing to consider, when it is raining/snowing on a dreary Monday morning , BEING RETIRED GIVES YOU THE OPPOTUNITY TO TAKE PICTURES OF bird poop /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[grandad]

They can spot a just-washed car also!

 

[PineRidge]

<font color="blue"> BEING RETIRED GIVES YOU THE OPPOTUNITY TO TAKE PICTURES OF bird poop
</font>

Frank I think that's referred to as quality time. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Junkman]

Frank...... if you make one more disparaging comment about me, I will send the whole flock...... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[ByronBob]

You threaten my neighbor like that again and I'll send LBrown59 YOUR way. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[frank_f15]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Frank...... if you make one more disparaging comment about me, I will send the whole flock......
)</font>

NOW JUNKMAN that was not a disparging comment /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif PineRidge said you do everything in a big way /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[frank_f15]

Bob : Thanks for the support. nice to know us WNY folks can circle the wagons (Tractors in this case) and help each other. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Junkman]

Please..... any thing but that.. I will even supply the blindfold and the bullets.... A visit from LBrown59 would be considered a cruel and unusual punishment for even the worst of societies evil persons.... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif I promise... no more birds will come your way... Please..... Please don't send LBrown59...... Please..... /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[DocHeb]

Well, you do know he will come, and bring along his:

old washing machine
lawn mower
1934 Plymouth
bicycle
mine bolts
pipe
Jack shaft
and a twin size bed. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[chim]

Or in our case, carpet bombing..............chim

 

[Junkman]

You forgot his $5.00 Ohio license plate and registration that he has yet to give an explanation to even though he was asked about this many times since first making the comment last October 2004... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[ByronBob]

For the record I don't dislike anyone here including Larry. All in good fun as it helps me take the edge off a stressful day.

You guys crack me up somedays with what you come up with. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[frank_f15]

Think i would find a different place to park that car! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[AndyM]

<font color="blue"> For the record I don't dislike anyone here... </font>

Hey, for the record, I don't dislike anyone here. There's a few people here who have unique personalities who drive me crazy at times. Maybe I need to learn not to let the social abnormalities of some members get to me! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

I have never resorted to personal attacks with any of these folks, HOWEVER, I have questioned them when they make some statements that don't jive quite right and I have asked them to prove them. That's usually when they quit replying to the thread! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[Junkman]

The only person on this site that I don't like is AndyM!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif The reason is very simple..... he filled in the best duck pond in Ohio and never regretted it for even one moment. He never gave any thought as to where those poor little ducks were going to swim in the future. The least that he could have done was to put out a bath tub for them. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[chim]

Frank, there was nothing above the car but sky. There was one bird that did the whole mess. When Wifey would go outside to take the car somewhere, she would spot the culprit taking off from the side mirror. We tried chasing it, and even tied plastic bags over the mirrors. This was a daily thing. Finally, out of desperation, I gave #3 Son the green light with the pellet gun. One dead bird, and never had a problem since then....................chim

 

[PineRidge]

<font color="blue"> he filled in the best duck pond in Ohio </font>

Junk isn't that kind of thing against the law in the state of Ohio. I believe wetlands are protected aren't they? I can't believe that Andy would intentionally relocate a poor family of ducks. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[ByronBob]

In NY filling in a pond is a big no-no. My neighbor wanted to fill a pond in and he could only do it if he built one even bigger elsewhere. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif