Private Drive Sign

   / Private Drive Sign #31  
There's not a sign made that will make people stop doing what they want to do.

The only thing that will work is a gate, chain etc.
 
   / Private Drive Sign #32  
How about a sign that simply reads

DANGER
Live fire range
Authorized personnel only

We too have a well posted private road with a gate. If the gate is closed it keeps out vehicles but we still get people who walk in from time to time. Last year after a heavy snow storm two neighbor twits walked in and put foot prints all over the road. I noticed when I went out to take a photo of the road with snow. NOT the image I was looking to capture. Years back a similar thing happened except I drove 50 miles round trip to get the photo but the neighbor hood twit used an ATV.

Signs only do so much.

I know a POlice range that is well marked as such. No trespassing, authorized personal only, firing range, live firing, trespassers will be prosecuted, etc signs all over the place.

Two dumb butts walked into the property after parking their truck near the range gate. No way they could miss the signs. They were hunting. By the time it was over with they were arrested by Wildlife Officers and they were danged lucky to not get shot.

If you are STUPID enough to trespass on such a well marked property as a police range no sign will work. :D

Another time two adults used the entrance of the police range to have a clandestine meeting of the adult kind. I guess hormones stopped their ability to read and think since they were surprised when a bunch of officers left the range and the two adults were caught in the act. :D

You can really only do so much with signs, gates, and fences.:mad: People are going to snoop. People are going to trespass. And Stupid is as Stupid does. You just cannot stop Stupid. You can just minimize what Stupid does.

We do keep our gate looking like a farm road gate. One cannot see our house from the gate. We keep the gate looking simple and unassuming though we would like to make it look nicer and put up some planters and such. Instead we just keep it looking like a simple gate on a farm road.

Later,
Dan
 
   / Private Drive Sign #33  
We had the opposite issue. Maps and GPS show our road connecting to another road. The mapbooks and GPS recommend getting to our house that way. Well, there is a fence and boulders in the way. The roads do not connect, they just parallel for about 700'. They are two private roads, in two different road associations.

I made a couple calls and emails to GPS makers and mapbook makers. They thanked me for the info, and updated their databases.

The issue is, lots of people have older map books, or GPS map data.

We had had delivery issues, and had ordered limo's a couple times for wedding and a birthday. Limo's were lost on the other side of the fence...

That was 5 years ago; We have not had the problem in a while.

If your drive does show up as a road, how do you fix it?
 
   / Private Drive Sign #34  
How about a sign that simply reads

DANGER
Live fire range
Authorized personnel only

:D

I have no issue with the very occasional person to turn here. Whatever, I have bigger things in life to worry about.

I have thought long and hard about a sign that says just that, several actually. I have a 200 yard shooting range to the wood line, plus my air cannon plunks concrete ballasted aluminum polyurethane tubes somewhere out beyond the 2000' range. Hate to whack any of the trespassers who sneak in from all directions each spring for fiddleheads.

I wonder if such sign would make them wonder? The tubes actually whistle on the incoming, maybe that alone is warning enough?:D
 
   / Private Drive Sign #35  
How about something like this posted up?

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   / Private Drive Sign #36  
I worked nights for many years. So I was home during the day, my wife off to work. In the summer I usually sleep in gym shorts. I generally sleep pretty good, but I can be a little grumpy if you wake me up. More than once, when I answered the door, the sight of a large, fat, bald guy caused folks to simply walk away!! Once a group of JW women simply shut up and walked away when I started to scratch my butt. I guess they figured it was gonna go downhill from there.
 
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#37  
So get this....I just got home from Home Depot. I went there to get a "private drive" sign but all they had was a "private property" sign. Which I bought.

I go to park my truck in my pole building and I find a Toyota 4wd parked on the pad in front of my pole building. It has a trailer on back with a dead deer in it and nobody to be seen anywhere. So apparently some yahoo is out on my property somewhere.

I pulled the skid steer up tight to the back of their trailer and parked the nose of my truck tight to the nose of their vehicle. They aren't going anywhere without coming to my door and talking to me. Now I'm waiting for the Sheriff to arrive.
 
   / Private Drive Sign #39  
I've contemplated adding some verbage to our "Private Drive/No Outlet" sign...

Maybe something like "Private Drive/No Outlet $25 turn around fee"
 
   / Private Drive Sign #40  
So get this....I just got home from Home Depot. I went there to get a "private drive" sign but all they had was a "private property" sign. Which I bought.

I go to park my truck in my pole building and I find a Toyota 4wd parked on the pad in front of my pole building. It has a trailer on back with a dead deer in it and nobody to be seen anywhere. So apparently some yahoo is out on my property somewhere.

I pulled the skid steer up tight to the back of their trailer and parked the nose of my truck tight to the nose of their vehicle. They aren't going anywhere without coming to my door and talking to me. Now I'm waiting for the Sheriff to arrive.

Has the Sheriff got there yet??? ;)
 

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