Fuddy1952
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- Joined
- Apr 17, 2018
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- South Central Virginia
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- 1973 Economy and 2018 John Deere 3038E
For some reason ever since this post started over a year ago when I see it I think of the sloth. It takes them a month to digest a single leaf. They climb down out of their tree once a WEEK to poop. When they finally poop they say the expression on their face is pure bliss, since in that one event they lose a third of their entire body weight.
So it will be here...that fateful day when that plug FINALLY comes out, ever sooooo s-l-o-w-l-y turned until at last...a crowd of bystanders cheering, balloons being released, confetti and streamers floating down.
Traffic will be backed up for miles. Every major TV, Radio, newspaper and magazine reporter will be there, as well as all the ambulances and medical staff attending to those who have fainted.
Last but not least, even now, the Zambelli Fireworks Company is on standby, several tractor trailer loads of supplies packed to the hilt just for this momentous occasion.

So it will be here...that fateful day when that plug FINALLY comes out, ever sooooo s-l-o-w-l-y turned until at last...a crowd of bystanders cheering, balloons being released, confetti and streamers floating down.
Traffic will be backed up for miles. Every major TV, Radio, newspaper and magazine reporter will be there, as well as all the ambulances and medical staff attending to those who have fainted.
Last but not least, even now, the Zambelli Fireworks Company is on standby, several tractor trailer loads of supplies packed to the hilt just for this momentous occasion.
