Renze
Super Member
Some good ol' stories from my friends grandmas coffee table:
His aunt went to a farm to buy potatoes. Halfway driving back to town, suddenly a German shepherd was breathing in her neck and she allmost crashed because of the scare. It apparently jumped in the back seat when she was out to get the sack of potatoes in. The animal was good so she drove it back, hoping not to meet the farmer and have to explain what she was doing with the dog.
His father went flat on his side with the moped, driving to work early in the morning dusk. When he came around after the crash, he found feathers, or donze. Spent ten minutes looking for the goose he might have hit, before it hit him that the donze was padding from his torn winter coat
Another man from town hit a deer, and decided to take it home. Deer wasnt dead, and when it regained its consciousness it started kicking around like mad. It scared the **** out of the man, so he emergency stopped, jumped out of his car and slammed the door shut. Deer kicked holes in the door padding and rear seats before he understood that he'd better let it out.
