SHOP RULES!

[Lloyd_E]

Cash or Gift Cards are accepted. Nothing is free except advice... for the first hour!

 

[kebo]

Sigh... I just wish I had a shop to rule over and make up my own rules. One day......

 

[some zilch]

if my cup is empty, walk over to the kegerator, pull the tap handle, and refill it for me:thumbsup:

 

[Hooked_on_HP]

If you have to borrow the same tool more than twice you should have one yourself.
Bill

 

[Big Bri]

My tools can only be used by Me. . . And i don't work for free

 

[Kubota-guy1911]

This is a take off of a sign I saw many years ago:

Please Don't Ask to Borrow my:

Snap On
Mac
S&K
K&D
Craftsman
Proto
Miller
Smith
Milwaukee
Bosch
Porter Cable
Black & Decker
Skil
Allen
Makita
Stil
Bostich
Hansen
Klein
Greenlee
Irwin
Stanley
Leister
Rockwell
Lenox
Starrett
Morse
Quincy
Wissota


Tools!

This includes my DooLittle tandem axle trailer and Kubota too.

You probably guess I don't ask to borrow theirs and always had bad luck loaning mine so I don't anymore.

 

[T_e_r_r_y]

Only two rules in my garage:

1. The BOSS is always right!

2. "IF" in doubt, refer back to RULE 1 !!!!!

T.J.

 

[Taylortractornut]

I have a few for my shop.

If your loafing there you need to sweep or help with the project.
If Im working on something dont try to take over the project with advice.
Dont comment on the condition or content of the shop.
Dont try to cover my pinup calender if your Girlfriend or wife is with you I dont hide it from mine.
Dont complain about my beer brand or soda brand.
Dont spit in the floor or throw your cigarette in the floor.
Dont tell me how much my junk is worth for scrap.
I have a loaner tool box then a tool box I gaurd with my life and if you value yours dont borrow from mine.
Dont ask to restore your car in the back of my shop.
Dont whine about your foot being burnt by slag from a torch when you stand there wearing flip flops in a shop.

I lost a friend over loaning the back of my shop out to a friend for car restoration. Had a friend thathad a 66 Mustang and wanted to put a motor and transmission in it. I said yes, and on Friday I come home to 8 folks I dont know working on his car and anothers pick up. They had put the motor in and had the thing on blocks sanding and working saying they were restoring it. Later I talked with him and he said it would be few days and no more friends there. he didnt touch it a few weeks and I had a big job come in the shop. I griped at me about rolling his car to the side bay. That flew all over me I took the Hyster and shoved the car out side and put all his tools in the floor board.

 

[eepete]

The only tool I loan out is a beat up screwdriver. Why is it beat up? Well, you see, the only tool I loan out is a beat up screwdriver....

The following words are never to be used when describing any tool a man owns: "cute" and "little". So saying "Hey, that's a cute little tractor you got there" pretty much means you're about to leave and won't ever come back :laughing:.

The following words are allowed when describing any man's spouse/girlfriend: "cute" or "little" as in "That's a cute little lady you got there."

Pete

 

[EddieWalker]

My only rule is "keep out" which simplifiies everything. Of course enforcing that rule has been the challenge.

Eddie