SHOP RULES!

[dcyrilc]

If I'm willing to loan you my wife, will you loan me your tools?

Not about to touch that one.:laughing:

 

[Raspy]

The best way to find something is to stop looking for it.

When you do find what you've been looking for, don't stop looking. Just taper off to avoid the shock of stopping too fast.

If you're in the shop when I hurt myself. Don't yell "ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?" The last thing I need is a bunch of questions when I'm hurting!

As soon as I put a tool away I need it again. So I just leave them out.

 

[General Lee]

I drilled a hole through the wall today and have been trying to get the Border Collie to understand it's purpose all day and he just can't seem to get the hang of it so I guess my shop is still off limits to him except for the rare occasions that he darts in, on the other hand I have not made accommodations for any two legged dogs nor will I ever. If a two legged dog tried that he might have walked in on his two legs but he would walk out on his head. As for myself, I have my own private accommodations and I better not catch anyone with my downy bottle lol. The hole through the wall works for the biggest part of the time, but when a nosy neighbor comes by and is instantly attracted to that funnel and grabs hold of it and asks what that is for and you tell them for some reason their visit is very short and for some reason they always stop at my outside spigot and run water over their hands. A tip for anyone that is planning on building a new shop make sure you include plans for a future bathroom even if you don't think at the moment that you will have one, I am glad I did, even though I haven't installed it yet I already have the water ran out to it.

Running the water out to the shop wasn't any great forward thinking plan on my part, I was running water to a different location and since the ditch ran close to where my future shop was going to be I added a second line, just a dumb thought at the time that worked out for me.

We want pics of the funnel or it didn't happen.

 

[aczlan]

Not about to touch that one.:laughing:

I agree.

Aaron Z

 

[Iplayfarmer]

The best way to find something is to stop looking for it.

When you do find what you've been looking for, don't stop looking. Just taper off to avoid the shock of stopping too fast.

If you're in the shop when I hurt myself. Don't yell "ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?" The last thing I need is a bunch of questions when I'm hurting!

As soon as I put a tool away I need it again. So I just leave them out.

So True!

 

[Hawghauler]

Good friends don't ask for my tools, but they are welcome to ask for my help.

If I need a tool I buy it.

Don't change the channel on the radio, I'm listening to that.

If you drain something in my shop, take it with you. I don't want your old fluids.

The house belongs to the wife, the shop is all mine.

She picks the furniture, I pick the tools. I'll get tired of shopping for tools when she gets tired of shopping for everything else.

Payment in bullets and guns is welcome currency.

 

[Hawghauler]

Leave my drill bits alone. I am perfectly capable of ruining them myself.

 

[Iplayfarmer]

... I'll get tired of shopping for tools when she gets tired of shopping for everything else.

I keep trying to teach my wife to shop the same way I fish...

Go. Spend a relaxing day. Don't come back with anything.

 

[dcyrilc]

I keep trying to teach my wife to shop the same way I fish...

Go. Spend a relaxing day. Don't come back with anything.

:laughing::thumbsup::laughing:

 

[czechsonofagun]

Leave my drill bits alone. I am perfectly capable of ruining them myself.

:thumbsup: