Silly pranks

[Tig]

I'll keep it short...

A cushioned office chair can absorb two coffee pots of water. It will hardly even drip until someone sits in it.

Spare car horns can be powered by the backup light circuit on your buddies car. First time he tries to back up it will take him a while to be certain the coast is clear.

 

[VABlue]

When I was still in the Navy, but at home on vacation, my sister and I got my parents pretty good. Note that my sister was then going through chemo treatments (radioactive pharmacology) and I was working on a nuclear powered submarine. Late one night, with only the television on for light, sis and I broke open some chem-lights and smeered the stuff all over. When we walked into the living room mom was quite terrified about all of the glowing... After about 30 minutes of explanation she was relieved that my sister could still joke around.

 

[mikim]

nearly 30 years ago I was in a shop that had just hired 2 new fellas right out of the Air Force. They were so happy to have these new jobs and getting paid what they were, and talked it up everyday. One went out and bought an expensive motorcycle, the other bought a big diamond and was making wedding plans. They'd had the jobs about 6 weeks when a rumor went around that positions (each person filled a numbered position) were going to be cut by Congress in order to meet the next years budget. These rumors were frequent and nobody ever paid much attention....until one day in distribution we receive an official memo (bogus, concocted by me) that indeed positions were being cut and it named the particular positions to be cut. Sure enough - it was their 2 positions in our area that were on the hit list. After almost an hour of cold sweats I had to call it off when the one started to call his fiance to tell her they couldn't get married. We have moved over the years and changed agencies - from DOD to DOC -- and we still see each other on occasion -- they swear they still owe me one but have as yet to get me.

 

[BTDT]

If you have anyone you know that is vain about their haircolor, you can cut/tear out some of the "Just for Men" hair color ads, fill in with their name and address, check the box for request more information and free sample, then mail it for them. Also, if they are a little older and don't want to admit it, you can do the same for them with cards from AARP, or some such organization.

 

[Bird]

When I was a senior in high school, my Dad owned a service station, in which I worked every day. Most folks woudln't believe the things women leave behind in public restrooms, but one day I found a rather large size brassiere, and it even appeared to be pretty clean. At the time, my best friend had graduated the year before and was in the process of moving from his parents' home to an apartment. It so happened that he and a younger brother shared the same car. So one day he stopped by the service station with a load of his clothing in the back seat of the car. When he wasn't looking, I slipped that bra into the back seat under his clothes.

The next day he came to tell me that he fround a bra in the back seat of the car, and as a joke, and assuming it belonged to his mother or younger sister, he had walked into the house where his parents, sister, and brother were watching a TV program and, holding out the bra, asked his brother, "What girl did you take this off of?" He said when they discovered that bra was far too large for his mother or sister, he was sure his younger brother had gotten it somewhere and he was sorry he'd carried it into the house like that. I think both brothers always thought the other one had acquired it, and the parents wondered which one had done it.

And I never told anyone where it came from.

 

[Wayne County Hose]

My brother-in-law drives a milk tanker. He was speeding on the way home from the plant one day and was pulled over by an arrogant state trooper. Trooper was being real nasty. Now these trailers are painted down the side like a holstein and have *********Dairy plastered down the side. The trooper asked him what he was hauling. My brother-in-law, on the way home from the plant, told the trooper "sail boat fuel." The trooper asked him why he didn't have his hazard placards on. "I don't need them for sail boat fuel." Trooper storms back to his car and gets on the radio, comes back a couple minutes later, and tells bro' to "get the he** out of here and don't ever come back."

 

[motepoc]

This one has to do with a tractor, just to keep this forum going. At the plant I worked at, they had an old Ford tractor that had a cab on it. If you had to use this thing for any kind of transportation at night, you had to be careful and check the ledges at the top of the cab before you took off. Someone would put a cup of water on the front ledge for when you pulled off, and one on the back ledge for when you braked quickly. A rude awakening when you're half asleep.

 

[czechsonofagun]

In military mechanics tried to make me look stupid and used strawberry jam on the caterpillar tank wheel instead of red grease - only one, but I was smart enough (rare case) - to find out and let them repack the whole tank

But it was a good prank

 

[goaliedad]

several years ago a service tech I worked with got a new vehicle. While he had it in the shop getting it all set up a couple of the other techs re-routed the windshield washer hose to the underside of the steering column- and made sure his windshield was in need of a squirt.

Newbies in that shop were given two way radios to install in their truck. The radios were set with a small charge of black powder and an model rocket igniter that went off as soon as the power leads were connected.

 

[Podunkadunk]

My brother-in-law drives a milk tanker. He was speeding on the way home from the plant one day and was pulled over by an arrogant state trooper. Trooper was being real nasty. Now these trailers are painted down the side like a holstein and have *********Dairy plastered down the side. The trooper asked him what he was hauling. My brother-in-law, on the way home from the plant, told the trooper "sail boat fuel." The trooper asked him why he didn't have his hazard placards on. "I don't need them for sail boat fuel." Trooper storms back to his car and gets on the radio, comes back a couple minutes later, and tells bro' to "get the he** out of here and don't ever come back."

I got a really good chuckle from this one! Thanks for posting!!!!!!